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Date Posted: 11:32:54 04/18/04 Sun
Author: Wanna-Be-Topless-Serena
Author Host/IP: 0x50a40ecf.arcnxx17.adsl-dhcp.tele.dk / 80.164.14.207
Subject: Only problem with the topless pic thing, is I don't have anybody to take the pic....

Oh, and what the fuck is up with english?!

There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.

We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices?

Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend, that you comb through annals of history but not a single annal? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?

If teachers taught, why didn't preacher praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? If you wrote a letter, perhaps you bote your tongue?

Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? Park on driveways and drive on parkways?

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and wise guy are opposites? How can overlook and oversee be opposites, while quite a lot and quite a few are alike? How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another.

Have you noticed that we talk about certain things only when they are absent? Have you ever seen a horseful carriage or a strapful gown? Met a sung hero or experienced requited love? Have you ever run into someone who was combobulated, gruntled, ruly or peccable? And where are all those people who ARE spring chickens or who would ACTUALLY hurt a fly?

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which an alarm clock goes off by going on.

English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race (which, of course, isn't a race at all). That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible. And why, when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up this essay, I end it.

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[> Why do I have the feeling that Danish isn't any better? :-P -- Joe Taylor, 11:51:33 04/18/04 Sun (NoHost/12.149.19.66)

Anyway, I've seen this a few times before, I must say... still nice, though *L*.


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[> Yeah, sounds like someone who didn't know English and was trying to learn it got quite fed up while trying to, *L* -- Hierophant, 13:08:30 04/18/04 Sun (adsl-64-219-129-39.dsl.kscymo.swbell.net/64.219.129.39)


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[> YOu could take a picture of your boobies in the mirror, or just hold the camera out and face it to your chest or whatever.... don't give up yet! -- Lethal Boob Freak, 13:17:40 04/18/04 Sun (px3wh.vc.shawcable.net/24.69.255.204)


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[> [> Hmm.....I'll give it a go....promise! -- Wanna-Be-Honest-Serena, 14:42:23 04/18/04 Sun (0x50a40ecf.arcnxx17.adsl-dhcp.tele.dk/80.164.14.207)


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[> [> [> wOOt! Thats the spirit!! Hell, I'm sure Larry would be happy to come help :P So do you have a digital camera? -- Hierophant, 18:06:38 04/18/04 Sun (adsl-64-219-129-26.dsl.kscymo.swbell.net/64.219.129.26)

If so I'd even be cool to just see a regular picture of you........don't get me wrong though, boobs are priority, but you know.


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[> [> [> [> AJ posted a pic of his little boobies, but it just looked like the bare chest of a little boy.... -- Lethal Larry, 18:33:14 04/18/04 Sun (px3wh.vc.shawcable.net/24.69.255.204)


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[> [> [> [> [> I take that as a good thing, lol. I'm not old.....like you and Robert, ha. -- Hierophant, 19:56:40 04/18/04 Sun (adsl-64-219-129-26.dsl.kscymo.swbell.net/64.219.129.26)


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[> [> [> [> Hmm...I'll have to ask my bf-who-I-broke-up-with-last-friday if he can take som pix with his cam then.... -- Serena, 07:37:30 04/19/04 Mon (0x50a40ecf.arcnxx17.adsl-dhcp.tele.dk/80.164.14.207)

Dang! I missed AJ's boobs?!?!


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[> [> [> [> [> Come to think of it..... -- Serena, 07:39:58 04/19/04 Mon (0x50a40ecf.arcnxx17.adsl-dhcp.tele.dk/80.164.14.207)

I actually have pix...of both boobs and me on my HP.....in danish though...

http://www.angelfire.com/empire/tigermissen

click "Mig"....got a couple of pix there...


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[> [> [> [> [> [> You have a top on in these pics... -- Joe Taylor, 09:39:58 04/19/04 Mon (NoHost/12.149.19.66)

...not that I'm complaining, though.


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[> [> [> [> [> [> YOu've got yourself a flop of cats there.... that's what we decided that a group of sleeping cats should be called. A pride of lions, a pack of dogs, a flop of cats. Ours tend to sleep in piles, too. Small piles, as we've only got two kittens, Blackie and Boo. Mischief considers group flopping to be beneath her, though. -- Lethal Larry, 11:11:26 04/19/04 Mon (px3wh.vc.shawcable.net/24.69.255.204)


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[> [> [> [> [> We've got a webcam... I'll see if I can catch DIane unawares and post a pic of her spectacular DD cups boobies. They're beautiful. -- Lethal Boob Freak, 11:01:51 04/19/04 Mon (px3wh.vc.shawcable.net/24.69.255.204)

And obviously, Diane, I'm kidding.


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[> [> [> [> [> [> The only topless pics that will be posted of me -- Dianimal, 11:25:51 04/19/04 Mon (px3wh.vc.shawcable.net/24.69.255.204)

will be ones I take of MYSELF, thanks. :-P


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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> Not quite topless, but -- Dianimal the Un-topless, 21:23:59 04/20/04 Tue (px3wh.vc.shawcable.net/24.69.255.204)

here they are (hope I remember how to do this):



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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Apparently I do not remember :-/ Here's another try -- Dianimal the html idiot, 21:27:10 04/20/04 Tue (px3wh.vc.shawcable.net/24.69.255.204)



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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> I'M NOT WORTHY!!!! I'M NOT WORTHY!!!!!! -- Lethal Boob Worshipper, 23:11:30 04/20/04 Tue (px3wh.vc.shawcable.net/24.69.255.204)


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[> [> [> [> [> Hey good pics! Still need the topless though :P -- Hierophant, 19:35:29 04/19/04 Mon (adsl-208-190-202-124.dsl.kscymo.swbell.net/208.190.202.124)


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[> [> [> [> Hell, I'll come help too. Just the three of us, naked, taking pictures of each other. I like that. *L* -- Dianimal, 11:27:53 04/19/04 Mon (px3wh.vc.shawcable.net/24.69.255.204)


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[> [> [> [> [> Hahahaha. All of us finally meet for the first time and just end up naked......taking pictures of eachother...................Odd. -- Hierophant, 19:37:43 04/19/04 Mon (adsl-208-190-202-124.dsl.kscymo.swbell.net/208.190.202.124)


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[> [> [> [> [> [> But not necesarrily boring....? -- Serena, 12:44:01 04/20/04 Tue (0x50a40efd.arcnxx17.adsl-dhcp.tele.dk/80.164.14.253)


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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> Well I guess not...........if it was just myself and the women of the board........but Dianne's married.......which leaves you I guess. *wink wink* -- Hierophant, 15:18:08 04/20/04 Tue (adsl-65-66-152-194.dsl.kscymo.swbell.net/65.66.152.194)


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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Well, I meant Serena, Larry and me, but I s'pose everyone else would be welcome too. But Robert has to bring his lederhosen. -- Dianimal, 21:07:57 04/20/04 Tue (px3wh.vc.shawcable.net/24.69.255.204)


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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> How about we just go with my plan? :D -- Hierophant, 05:13:50 04/21/04 Wed (adsl-66-142-58-147.dsl.kscymo.swbell.net/66.142.58.147)


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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Hmm....how about just me and Diane?...could be fun? Hehe -- Almost Lesbian Serena, 09:44:53 04/21/04 Wed (0x50a40e73.arcnxx17.adsl-dhcp.tele.dk/80.164.14.115)


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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Okey dokey. :-) But I think Mr. Booby-Meister would probably cry large tears if we didn't let him at least watch... -- Dianimal the somewhat bisexual, 10:50:23 04/21/04 Wed (px3wh.vc.shawcable.net/24.69.255.204)


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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Or just video tape it :) -- Hierophant, 13:26:21 04/21/04 Wed (adsl-65-66-151-58.dsl.kscymo.swbell.net/65.66.151.58)


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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> ...post it on the net? -- Lethal Larry, 22:25:16 04/21/04 Wed (px3wh.vc.shawcable.net/24.69.255.204)


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