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its fart rugby

Author:
viking

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Date Posted: Tue, 20 December 2005, 23:36

A little old couple prepares to go to bed. They no sooner hit the
pillows when the old man farts and says, "Seven Points."

His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old
man replied, "It's fart Rugby."

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, "Try and
conversion 7-all".

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says,
"Penalty -10 points to 7."

Not to be outdone, the wife rips out another one and says,
"Penalty -10-all."
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says,"Drop
goal, I lead 13 to 10."

Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a
woman, so he strains real hard, but to no availability . Realising a defeat

is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally
he craps in the bed.
The wife says, What the hell was that?"

The old man says, "Half time, change sides."

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Subject	Author	Date
Re: its fart rugby	fishwick	Wed, 21 December 2005, 22:21