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Subject: SCROTUM (shouted) Author: burns [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: Sun, 13 March 2005, 17:23 yo party people for those of you who want me 2 do a description thang for your car or van for the show i need summin written up asap please email me (check the new email man!) or if your car is on the site i will copy that??? roll on the show season baby, i need more fun and frolics to put into my new and improved book "how to get fuked (by many different gorgeous women at the same time) and influence people" available very soon at only the best book shops in the world ever! now with pictures and diagrams of all the wonders of the burns world! be sure to purchase this fantastic book at the incredibly low introductory offer price of "1 million dollars" available when i get my arse in gear and write the fuker! (shit! sorry didnt mean to swear just got a bit carried away -as always) Beanie im not allowing you to sell your car and thats the end of it, we all get to this stage in the winter wen its bloody freezing and ur car stalls like a bastard, try driving the splitty in winter i nearly snapped my own fingers off due to frostbite! think ive become hardcore after 6 years of daily beetle driving! roll on summer fun, when peace 3ree love and nakedness is born again! rite im going out to play now ive written the biggest message in the world ever, u r all worth it tho monkey men and women! peace out.... heres to a show season even better than the last and there is no excuse for playing sleeping lions early this year or turning music down b4 the sun is up, lets make it even better than last year (is it possible) oh yes it is coz it only gets better! Over (the hill) & Far (away) - not quite sure where? Peace 3ree love and nakedness to all Sir Burnard Swine instigator of all things fine and dandy [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]