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Date Posted: 17:35:08 12/12/02 Thu
Author: Henry
Subject: Re: REQUIREMENTS FOR BEING A GOOD LIBERAL!
In reply to: XYZ 's message, "REQUIREMENTS FOR BEING A GOOD LIBERAL!" on 23:55:21 12/11/02 Wed

>REQUIREMENTS FOR BEING A GOOD LIBERAL!
>
>Virtually anyone can be a Liberal. Just simply quit
>thinking and vote that way. But if you want to be a
>GOOD Liberal, there are some prerequisites you must
>have first. Compare the below and see how you rate.
>
>1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a
>lack of federal funding.
>
>2. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't
>teach 4th graders how to read is somehow qualified to
>teach those same kids about sex.
>
>3. You have to believe that guns, in the hands of
>law-abiding Americans, are more of a threat than U.S.
>nuclear weapons technology, in the hands of Chinese
>communists.
>
>4. You have to believe that there was no art before
>Federal funding.
>
>5. You have to believe that global temperatures are
>less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the
>earth's climate, and more affected by yuppies driving
>SUVs.
>
>6. You have to believe that gender roles are
>artificial but being homosexual is natural.
>
>7. You have to be against capital punishment but
>support abortion on demand.
>
>8. You have to believe that businesses create
>oppression and governments create prosperity.
>
>9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about
>nature, but loony activists from Seattle do.
>
>10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more
>important than actually doing something to earn it.
>
>11. You have to believe the military, not corrupt
>politicians, start wars.
>
>12. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it
>supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the
>ACLU is good, because it supports certain parts of the
>Constitution.
>
>13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but
>ATM fees are too high.
>
>14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and
>Gloria Steinmen are more important to American history
>than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee or Thomas
>Edison.
>
>15. You have to believe that standardized tests are
>racist, but racial quotas and set-asides aren't.
>
>16. You have to believe Hillary Clinton is really a
>lady.
>
>17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism
>hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried, is because the
>right people haven't been in charge.
>
>18. You have to believe Republicans telling the truth
>belong in jail, but a liar and sex offender belongs in
>the White House.
>
>19. You have to believe that homosexual parades
>displaying drag, transvestites and bestiality should
>be constitutionally protected and manger scenes at
>Christmas should be illegal.
>
>20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic party
>funding by the Chinese is somehow in the best interest
>of the United

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  • Re: REQUIREMENTS FOR BEING A GOOD LIBERAL! -- Henry, 17:38:10 12/12/02 Thu
  • Re: REQUIREMENTS FOR BEING A GOOD LIBERAL! -- NYGOP, 11:58:09 12/13/02 Fri
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