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Subject: Re: Battle of the Bands


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The One They Call The Lady
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Date Posted: 11:17:58 11/07/02 Thu
In reply to: massimo 's message, "Re: Battle of the Bands" on 16:47:53 11/04/02 Mon

Hello kind droogies, brother Vincent here.

OK, here's the real deal...

I was popping pills, doing a couple lines, and drinking Absinthe between my performance and the announcing of the winner, and before I went on I was trippin on acid.
We didn't get the prize because retard Mr.Thomas "didn't want to win in these circumstances", and withdrew us. And he did that cos he knew his job would be on the line if he didn't take some action. Well there goes his once in a lifetime chance of winning a prize with St.Ignatius, no one else in our school can tune a guitar other than Mass and Kev. So HIS department lost the prize, I got excluded, and we have studio time, a reputation, and many people interested in us. Sounds good to me!

Well I don't really remember anything of stuff after the main performances. The Layla GUITARISTS deserved to win, but that 6 year old wedding kareoke singer did not-she fucked up the whole song! If they could tell the rest to piss of and only give it to those 2 quality guitarists... I mean that would have been the fairest thing to do!

I think most bands were fuckin terrible, especially the ones in our catagory. In our catagory it was less BATTLE OF THE BANDS and more Retards vs. The Young Ecaudorians.
The competition was seriously below us and Ren's band, except for Metallica. How many "bands" really felt the music though?


Awards:-

Best Drugie: me

Worst Drugie: The really ugly one from Reload Crew

Worst Song: The crucifixion of The Kinks [like someone sticking needles down my cock]

Worst singer: 6yr old wedding Kareoke singer

Worst tambourine player: The 6yr old wedding kareake singer

Best Musician: the retard playing the cow bell

Most 'Fucking dead if i ever see them' person: The women who wrote to my school to complain about me

Most Cuntish teacher: the one that complained about me

Most annoying person: The other woman that complained about me.

Best after-show performance: me

Person who lost most things: me- Dignity, etc.

Best Composition: Vive la Plenoptic

Most fixed descision: Reload winning best composition just so that the studio people didn't have to provide any more free time.

Best Joke: do I even have to tell you? Everyone should remember it!

Awards still to be decided (help me):-

Most retarded looking performer:???
Best dressed dude:???
Most uncharismatic performer:???
Shitist tutor person: ?? (I'm thinking kieth?)
Fattest performer:???
Shitist 'good' part of a song: ?The little slide in the Kinks or the heyhoo bit from st.annes?



So The Young Ecaudorians can support PlenOptic?(who's got the crack?)

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Re: Battle of the BandsFarazio11:45:20 11/07/02 Thu
Re: Battle of the BandsFarazio11:52:33 11/07/02 Thu
Re: Battle of the BandsPooka09:29:29 11/10/02 Sun



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