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Subject: where's woody

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concerned books management

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Date Posted: 20:40:03 06/02/04 Wed

has anyone seen our loveable larrikin of a mascot "woody" he wasn't at training on tuesday and there are grave fears for his safety, Authorities are working a number of leads at present,

1) he could be at home watching the smash hit movie "Bring it on" and studying up on his cheerleading technique (not realistic as his performance on the weekend suggested that he has it nailed)

2) he has been acosted by 15 year old man children on the 3.15pm bankstown to sefton express and is giving them a right proper dressing down for running on the platform.

3)his new parents in law have finally found out his true age and are presently using his testicles as pool balls in their rumpus room.

4)he has decided on a career change and is presently auditioning the part of a street light in the new godzilla sequel being shot at Darling Harbour.

Coach Hart is said to be devastated at the loss but has vowed to fight on till there is a resolution, meanwhile if anyone has any information as to woody's whereabouts please contact books management on 1800 - woodysbicep

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