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Subject: Timmo's Return

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The Scalpel

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Date Posted: 02:42:37 06/20/04 Sun

Contrary to popular opinion, Chris Timmins has not been out due to broken legs. He has actually undertaken a penis reduction as his giant wang was impeding his running speed and agility. He approached the team and club to help fund this expensive operation and the boys were only too happy to help out as it enables them to shower next to Timmo without fear of looking puny in comparison.

All has gone well in this operation and, as reported, he will be back in the playing ranks in the next week or two.

The removed portion of Timmo's "old fella", which, for all you trivia buffs out there, weighs in at four pound eight in the old scale, will be on display for public viewing at the Ryans' hotel until early november at which time it will be moved to the museum of natural art.

Private viewings of the remaining portion can be organised through the club.

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