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Subject: What about me?

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Jarod Woodford

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Date Posted: 03:22:38 04/21/04 Wed

Have you heard Shannon Nolls latest song. It goes something like this, "What about Jarod, it isn't fair, he hasn't been mentioned for rep selection, can't you see, he's the best centre, but you just want big Fuey".

Anyone that saw me play last week on my birthday would have seen the raw talent I possess. I mean to score three tries in a losing team is remarkable.

Yes I do have the biggest forehead in the competition and surely this is an advantage on a sunny day to deflect the suns rays into the eyes of my opposite number.

And what about my biceps. Yes I do put 10 roles of electrical tape around the top of them to cut off the circulation and pop that bicep vein out, but it is all to intimidate my oponent.

So look out for me next game. I am not hard to miss. I am the one they call Mr Wappingscone or mango arms. Then come to your senses and pick me in the Illawarra Rep Team.

Woodie.

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Re: What about me?	Dicko	16:27:05 04/22/04 Thu