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Subject: Simon Davies is a tampon

Author:
Mick Dupile

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Date Posted: 18:08:42 08/09/03 Sat

In the post competition wrap, the coaching staff of uni came to the conclusion that Simon Davies is a tampon. It was stated that the bloke spends one week in and three weeks out. The funny thing is that this bloke also work for Kurnell oil refinery where he picks out all the used condoms and tampons from the traps, fancy the irony.
Furthermore, it was suggetsed that next time Simon Davies plays football, that is if they can make a jumper big enough for his belly, that he does his top button up so that his heart doesn't fall out.

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