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Subject: 2004 Spring trainging begins


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Steel Legs
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Date Posted: 03/ 6/04 1:56pm
 thats right TBL fans all players have reported to their spring trainging feilds to prep for the coming 2004 tbl run for the championship.

Keansburg Recreational Center C.L.- Richie Pags's Confederates have been beefing up all winter for their debut in the Tennis Ball League. All the CLers are looking good and healthy and are very eager to begin their first season in t.b.l. CLer Vin Conzo is expected to be the CL hurler and is working on several pitches for the vets of tbl, when asked for a comment he replied by throwing the ball at my face, these guys dont take any shit. the rest of the feild is up for grabs by any of the CLers except for short wich will be played by Pags himself. we left Keansberg with these words by richie "tell those NL and AL fags thhat the CL is bringing the pain this year and they aint going to do shit about it!"

McMahon Park A.L.- Chaos at camp A.L. Captain Matt Douglas and Team coach and G.M. Chris Niesz are barly on speaking terms after several blow ups on the feild. Not being able to agree on anything involving the team the two are turning into bitter rivals after joining teams to become the Twin Towers once again. other than these two mokeys jerking each other off the rest of the team is in shambles, Joe Cardaccio is turning into the nervous joe that we all know and love after having an impressive season last year and jared nicasro with forced down to the minor league team the Belford Crickers after having his 17th Tommy John surgery. James Brown is still hitting like a 4th grade school girl and after having his mouth wired shut after a horrible fireworks accident he wont be running his mouth untill at least half way through the TBL season. Matt Eagleton has taken a page right out of kevin gaynors historic TBL nights book and started partying like it was 1999 all over again , being fined 30000 from his own team and another 70000 from the leauge after being caught drunk and disorderly on a TBL feild the night before spring training begun. The AL squad has alot of shit to handle befor the season starts. This reporter knows they have done it before and they can do it again, good luck and god speed AL.

Belford Feild N.L. - The NL has alot of shit to get through as well. Besides a bitter fight for that one pitching spot between Greg Douglas and Sean Moroney and Robbie Demarco, there has also been huge problems between Jon Creci and Captain Jimmy Orlando, we asked the Captain for a comment; "I just dont like this kid, and im disapointed in gm cobb and the rest of the organization for allowing this snake onto our team" harsh words jim. GM and coach Cobb , although distressed, is very optomistic about this up and coming TBL season; "Im very optomistic about this up and coming TBL season" nice quote ... dick
the NL although having alot of work to do is looking good and is on schedual for this new season of TBL.

Thats about it for this report join me in 3 weeks when pre-season starts and look for my 2004 Season Opening Report when i will report live at Belford Feild with recording artist Michelle Branch singing our national anthem and a special tribute to Kevin Gaynor as we retire his Jersey Number forever, and a special fireworks show provided by James Brown and his seven masterbating monkeys. Thank you, and untill then this is Steel Legs Sighning off
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