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Date Posted: 02/12/03 5:26pm
Steel legs reporting from Louisville KY, hometown of TBL stars Greg douglas and Kevin Gaynor.
With may approaching very rapidly heres my outlook on the players off-season's
AL- Lets start with manager niesz, who by the way was declared manager of the year by commisioner matt douglas! [nice job Chris] My sources have told me chris is in best shape of his life, due to more playing time at bucknell university, less drinking, and more fucking. when i asked chris about how he feels about his team he had this to say "Who the fuck are you?.Choo Choo......CHoo Choo" i predict another strong season from Manager niesz, both at the plate and in the field
Kevin Gaynor- well my report on kevin this year is the same i think every year...outta shape from to many kool's, smokin it up w/ primo, and does not give a fuck or shit bout anything. but every year he proves us wrong and comes out w/ a great year. excpect more of the same.
Robert Demarco- decided to say fuck school this year and focus on working. THis reporter feels rob had a great beginning of last year, tailed off to the end, and was putrid in the AL-NL pre-season matchup. very streaky player, excpect a 500AVg or better every year,but again will struggle in the field.
Sean moroney- Excpected to be the #1 pitcher over rob this year sean has a lot to prove. after winning the Cy young in season 1, sean has seemed unmotivated and not giving a shit at times. although, my good friend cyber chicken has informed me hes back home this year and is training extra hard to regain his form
Ritchie- No Report
FL
Matt douglas- mixed Reports have it Matt douglas has spent the whole winter beefing up and getting ready for MAy again, also have been reports of smoking it up and regaining his title of "Marijuana boy". bottom line a TBl superstar and will have another strong year. excpect 550AVg or higher w/ 40 or more RBI's
Greg douglas- Succes will go to this boy. To many awards, to much pressure will placed on this young rising star this year. Excpect a deal to be made by game 4.
James Brown- not sure if hes still alive...no report
Jared Nicastro- Jared posted another solid post-season quitly....although his comments to the press about being best Post-season player ever has made manager douglas Toke up more than hed like. Jared will be another solid player, but excpet him to lose some speed this year as he ages.
NL
Bryan Cobb- Cobb is on the hot seat this year. another missed playoff will have him retiring as manager. with this added pressure Peter gammons reports cobb has hit the gym to beef up and regain the home-run swing. Excpect another all around year from him, hes gonna have to be big. his job depends on it.
joe Cardaccio- Another player w/ some pressure on him this year. Cardaccio has all the right tools just doesnt no how to use them. Cobb got him to join the gym and maybe regain some of that power joe used to show in his early TBL days. if joe does not perform this year, excpect a deal in the makings
Gary Lawrence- no report on gary, he doesnt give a shit also
Jon Cresci- Excpect Cresci's role to change on the National League. He will most likely see a lot of outfield time, something he has done on in the past, but not on regular basis. Cresci has the potential to be a real star some day
Jim orlando- Excpect Jim for MVP this year, as he is in a contract year, and has lost all of his money due to gambling, hell be looking for big bucks from manager cobb!
See you all in may!
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