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Subject: Bart's communication


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Holomew
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Date Posted: 13:39:18 11/11/02 Mon
In reply to: Magnolya 's message, "kummoonikayshun" on 12:10:01 11/09/02 Sat

My dear Magnolya, I do sympathise with your sentiments regarding my brother. He can be a clumsy oaf at the best of times, but to think that he has upset a lady like yourself in such a manner makes my blood boil. May I be of some solace in your hour of annoyance? Bart and I may look alike, but that is where the resemblance ends. I hope that I may know how to handle a lady like yourself. I am of the opinion that a woman is like a thoroughbred filly and must be treated gently, with respect and a light but firm touch. May I hope at some time in the future to fill the place in your life which is so lacking the company of a gentleman of refined character? You will not be disappointed, I assure you, should you decide to correspond with me. Yours most sincerely, Holomew Hands.

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Bart's communicationMagnolya Branch15:14:53 11/13/02 Wed

kummoonikaushium from Mr. HoolmewMagnolya Branch12:04:31 11/24/02 Sun


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