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Subject: 玩電話的極致>>>>


Author:
Sumi
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Date Posted: 21:19:36 02/07/03 Fri

學生問教授一個人生哲理的問題︰「教授我想問,生氣、憤怒、
嬲到震同埋哭笑 不 得, 有乜野唔同?」
教授說︰「我做個實驗俾你睇,你就容易明嫁勒。」

於是他揭開電話簿,隨便搵左一個叫PK仔既電話號碼,
就打電話過去,電話接通,教授按擴音鍵讓學生聽清楚……

教授︰「請問梁朝偉係度嘛?」
PK仔︰「你打錯喇!」
教授︰「唔好扮野啦!梁朝偉係度嘛?」
PK仔︰「都話你打錯咯!」說著就把電話掛了。

之後,教授即刻又打電話過去……
教授︰「請問梁朝偉係度嘛?」
PK仔︰「邊個呀!你打錯喇。」
教授︰「請問梁朝偉係度嘛?」
PK仔︰「你老母,痴線嫁。」又把電話掛了。

教授馬上又撥左一次……
教授︰「請問梁朝偉係度嘛?」
PK仔︰「你到底係邊個?少無聊了!」
教授︰「我係劉德華,我要搵梁朝偉……」
PK仔︰「白癡架!你係劉德華咁我咪成龍!
我XYZ你個上中下!」說完,就把電話甩上。
教授告訴學生︰「呢D就係生氣喇!跟住,俾你睇下乜野叫憤怒啦!」

教授又撥一通電話過去……
教授︰「請問梁朝偉係度嘛?」
PK仔︰「你係咪五行欠打?要搵梁朝偉打去中國星啦!
你老母丫,你有種就打黎俾我睇下……」說完就更用力的甩上電話。

教授告訴學生︰「呢D就係憤怒。跟住,俾你睇下乜野叫嬲到震!」
接著,教授又撥了一通電話,這次隔了一段時間才有人接,電話一接通……
PK仔︰「頂你個肺!屌你老母……」正當他破口大罵的同時……
教授︰「請問,你係咪PK仔?」
PK仔︰「喔!真係對唔住,因為頭先有人惡作劇,我唔係特登要鬧你……」
教授︰「唔緊要,請問梁朝偉係度嘛?」
PK仔︰「哇!你個仆……」這次沒等PK仔鬧完,教授就把電話掛了。

教授告訴學生︰「呢D就係嬲到震,你明未?」
學生答︰「我完全明白晒喇!」
學生點點頭︰「不過……乜野係哭笑不得呢?」

教授笑了笑,又打左同一個號碼,對方快速接起電話……
PK仔︰「喂!你個撚樣係咪想玩野呀?」
教授︰「我係梁朝偉,請問頭先有冇電話搵我……」

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[> Subject: Re: 玩電話的極致>>>>


Author:
我係小忌廉~阿芝
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Date Posted: 22:58:15 02/07/03 Fri

哈哈~~~~~~好好笑呀!笑死我啦!!!我而家係學校做緊野,睇完之後都忍唔住大笑起來了!!!!真係好好笑呀!!哈哈,....


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