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Subject: 搞笑的中文課

Author:
Kitffany

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Date Posted: 04:10:09 03/22/03 Sat

就在中文課的時候......
同學！！有句話道：「人生自古誰無死？你接下句！」
可憐那位甲同學平常不用功怎麼可能知道？
卻也只見他從容不迫的回道：「人生自古誰無屎，有誰大便不用紙？」
下學期後便再沒有甲同學的蹤跡了…
但是就在格年~~這對學生跟老師又碰面了
上課的時候～老師又問到同樣的問題!
同學！！有句話道：「人生自古誰無死？你接下句！」
這回學生學聰明了～他緩緩的說道：
"人生自古誰無屎，孰能大便不用紙。
若君不用衛生紙，除非汝是用手指。"^_^
老師聽完之後～非常火大!

但是又不能表現出來～只有冷冷的叫這名學生罰站
接著....老師看見窗外正在落下的大雪感慨地說：
"上天下雪不下雨，雪到地上變成雨。
變成雨時多麻煩，為何當初不下雨。"
老師話還未完，罰站的這位學生又感慨地回覆老師：
"老師食飯不食屎，飯到肚時變成屎。
變成屎時多麻煩，為何當初不食屎。"
老師：...#$&*%

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Author: 我係小忌廉~阿芝 [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 07:42:58 03/22/03 Sat 哈哈.....笑死我喇!! 個學生真係好醒目呀!!好寫實! 如果我有同學係咁就好lu~~ 咁既話返學一定笑死!