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Date Posted: 11:36:36 02/06/04 Fri
Author: Bob
Subject: Re: Commandments
In reply to: Fyrestryke 's message, "Commandments" on 11:01:51 02/06/04 Fri

2) Thou shalt not use thy allies as human shields else thou shalt gain woeful infamy.

3) Thou shalt not sell thy soul to the undead for a book of all wizard spells levels 1-3, especially if thou art a Cleric.

4) Thou shalt not be tempted to slay the Black Dragon in his crocodile infested lair, especially if thou art a poor swimmer.

5) Thou shalt flee the monsters created by the DM's steward. For while their treasure art tempting, their might art great.

6) Thou shalt carry an immovable rod with thee always, for their uses art manyfold.

7) Beware the spouse of thy foe. For verily I sayeth unto you, they art no pushover.

8) Thou shalt face thy tribulations face on, for as surely as thou seek for artful circumlocution, thou shalt wind up with a dead sorceress.

9) Thou shalt not summon up a demon whilst paladins art present.

10) If ye chooseth to be a fighter, thou shalt not charge into the midst of ye enemies without thy companions for while ye looketh manly in the doing of it, surely ye shall be slaughtered.

11) Thou shalt always have a Diplomat in thine presence for they rocketh hard and cannot be killed.

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