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Date Posted: 12:20:00 05/26/03 Mon
Author: bpd
Author Host/IP: ip117.7.blca.blazenet.net / 24.104.7.117
Subject: Oops

Oops! I did it again. I burnt my big twat (pause) on your stovetop! Oooo Baby Baby Oooo I thought it smelled good (pause) But I should have looooooooked!!! Martha Stewart was smoking pot!


THOSE AREN'T THE WORDS!
What are words?
These you dumb bitch.
Oh.
I love Martha Stewart. I asked her out on a
date once, and, she told me to stick my spatula
in her drawer.
YOU FUCKED MARTHA STEWART?
I did?
I believe that in 300 years, flying hippos will
rule the world.
I believe they won't.
YOU'RE WRONG. YOU'RE STUPID. YOU ARE GAY.
What are hippos?
Just because we both believe in different
things, or have different opinions on
something, doesn't mean we should fight about
it. That's like arguing over a favorite color.
YOU'RE STILL STUPID.
What the fuck are hippos?
Big giant dogs.
NO THEY AREN'T. YOU GUYS REALLY NEED TO GO BACK
TO SCHOOL SO YOU CAN ACTUALLY BECOME SMART.

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