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Date Posted: 14:35:47 06/16/03 Mon
Author: Bpd and Jim
Author Host/IP: ip39.7.blca.blazenet.net / 24.104.7.39
Subject: Bpd and Jim remember the good ole days. FUCK!

Here is a list of things that Jim and I have confiscated after fingering various chicks over the years. These objects happened to mysteriously drop out before/during/or after fingering them.

1. A shoe (Converse, Size 4, Red, Left Shoe)
2. An assortment of fish hooks and bobbers
3. An eight year old filipino named Pepe
4. A dead car battery
5. A rusty swiss army knife
6. A ski
7. A batman thermos and lunch box
8. A live bullfrog
9. A small leather pouch full of broken glass
10. Various rifle and handgun ammunitions
11. A spent 12 gauge shotgun shell
12. A small plastic dinosaur (Tyrannosaurus Rex)
13. Assortments of cigarette butts (8 Camel Light, 1 Lucky Strike) and an unlit Parliment cigarette
14. The left ear from a north vietnamese soldier (Served in 1968)
15. A quart of motor oil
16. The keys to a 1953 Hudson
17. Half of a squirrel skeleton
18. A pair of men's wool pants (32" Waist, 32" Inseam)
19. A wiffle ball bat
20. Half a golf club
21. A zippo lighter bearing the words, "Re-elect Nixon"
22. An original starwars voba fett action figure with blaster rifle
23. An original nintendo controller
24. A speaker magnet? (Needs further investigation)
25. A cigarette lighter from a 96 Saturn
26. 72 cents worth of Bermudian currency
27. A boat propeller
28. The head of a hammer (Handle was not found despite through rigorous)
29. A scooter tire
30. Part of a treadmill
31. The last missing piece to my jigsaw puzzle (Bpd's)
32. A 56k modem
33. An adding machine (Still operable)
34. An audio cassette tape (Meat Loaf - Bat out of Hell)
35. A wallet size photo of Brandi Neurotic (Found by Jim in Brandi's vagina)
36. A pregnant sand crab
37. A peacock feather
38. A copy of the "Great Gatsby" (Hard bound edition)
39. A shovel
40. A deck of cards (Missing Ace of spades and the three of diamonds)
41. A six foot length of rusty barb wire
42. A plastic hair clip
43. The letter B (Probably found on a Macintosh computer)
44. A drill bit (Size 3/8")
45. 10ft. length of garden hose.
46. 1 70 amp fuse (Screw type)
47. Partially eaten apple
48. An empty bag from Long John Silvers
49. Mickey Mouse Club bottle opener
50. A flare gun (Loaded with safety off)
51. Three unsprouted rose bulbs
52. A half a cup of flour
53. One unopened box of 72 condoms
54. Three ear plugs of assorted design
55. A map of South Dakota
56. A number 3 and number 9 billiards balls
57. One can of unopened Campbells Chicken Dumpling Soup
58. A small bottle of aspirin
59. One large hoop earring
60. A whaler's harpoon
61. Three used bandaids
62. A small one person tent
63. A box of cherios (Note: Prize has been removed from box)(Prize being: One plastic honey bee)
64. One can of spray paint (Flat black)
65. Someone's missing wallet containing $53
66. One brass harmonica (In key of G)
67. A rusty muffler from a Ford Pinto
68. A small metal alarm clock
70. A baseball autographed Ty Cobb
71. Four golf tees
72. One pound of finishing nails (Galvanized)
73. A rabid dog
74. A right prosthetic leg
75. An uneaten snickers bar
76. A tambourine
77. A 2x4 (Pine)
78. A spatula
79. A McDonald's barbecue sauce pack
80. 13 ice cream cones
81. An empty six pack of beer bottles
82. A Honda V-Tec engine
83. A gillette safety razor
84. A push mower
85. 18 safety pins
86. A thimble
87. A Michael Jackson look-a-like
88. A broken guitar string
89. A Ford Pinto (Color: Blue)
90. A chicken egg
91. A colony of sea-monkeys
92. A totem pole
93. Weapons of mass destruction
94. Three kangaroos
95. A pair of pliers
96. An electrical powered scale
97. A refrigerator
98. Two sinks
99. A "Welcome" Doormat
And the last of the first 100,
100. A watermelon with a racoon infestation

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