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Date Posted: 16:37:35 10/18/02 Fri
Author: Tiim
Author Host/IP: NoHost / 203.25.75.1
Subject: For Tom only: PRIVATE

Dear tom.
the back of your head is red
i hope you are not dead
you are alive and kicking still i fear
to me you are sitting very near
it is not fun to get stabbed by a spear
especially when your bike changes gear
bang bang bang said the goat with the gun
looked at me in the eyes, i decided to run
ran towards goolwa and when i got there i hid
he smashed all my lego with a milo tin lid
i dug a hole, dug like a mole
i dug with a spade and a tractor on a pole
i decided and said that "covering it with mud'll,
create a big ditch in a shallow lookin' puddle"
so this i proceeded to do in sec
unfortunately on my tie i got a speck
the mud it stained there on my tie i was bare
i had no clothes on except my underwear
no i was just rhyming, it wouldnt otherwise
my brain ran full out of its rhyme-juice supplies
forced me to resort to a means so unspoken
ill probably get mugged and shot, then ill be croakin'
so anyway in fell the goat with a roar
it fell into my mud from its couch on the floor
it was watching TV when it fell, cos of me
when i chucked a fish at it, hit it right in the knee
it got out and flopped into a big heap
'twas a robot of metal, beep-beep, beep-beep
i unpluggged it then from the wall of the den
sold it to tom for 'round six million yen
see it was all japanese back in the day then
but unfortunately now they've all turned into hens.
what a pity.

kim says hi.

this geography lesson sucks. ur only about 30cm away from me but ill send this neway. hope you have nice breakfasts for a month.

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