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Subject: a funny message that i read and posted while bored in engineering class

Author:
Henn

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Date Posted: 14:00:45 02/06/06 Mon
Author Host/IP: DHCP-CVLB-234-193.TAMU.EDU/128.194.234.193

> > > > >> A man takes the day off work and
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> > > > >> decides to go out golfing.
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> > > > >> He is on the second hole when he
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> > > > >> notices a frog sitting next to
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> > > > >> the green.
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> > > > >> He thinks nothing of it and is
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> > > > >>
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> > > > >> about to shoot when he
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> > > > >>
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> > > > >> hears, Ribbit 9 Iron."
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> > > > >>
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> > > > >> The man looks around and doesn't
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> > > > >>
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> > > > >> see anyone. Again, he
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> > > > >> hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks
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> > > > >> at the frog and decides to
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> > > > >>
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> > > > >> prove the frog wrong, puts the
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> > > > >> club away, and grabs a 9 iron.
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> > > > >>
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> > > > >> Boom!
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> > > > >> He hits it 10 inches from the
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> > > > >>
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> > > > >> cup. He is shocked. He says
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> > > > >> to the frog, "Wow that's amazing.
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> > > > >>
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> > > > >> You must be a lucky frog, eh?
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> > > > >>
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> > > > >> The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog."
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> > > > >> The man decides to take the frog
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> > > > >> with him to the next hole.
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> > > > >>
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> > > > >> "What do you think frog?" the
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> > > > >>
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> > > > >> man asks. "Ribbit 3 wood."
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> > > > >>
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> > > > >> The guy takes out a 3 wood and,
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> > > > >> Boom! Hole in one The
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> > > > >>
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> > > > >> man is befuddled and doesn't know
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> > > > >>
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> > > > >> what to say. By the end
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> > > > >>
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> > > > >> of the day, the man golfed the
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> > > > >>
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> > > > >> best game of golf in his life and
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> > > > >> asks the frog, "OK where to next?"
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> > > > >> The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas.
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> > > > >>
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> > > > >>
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> > > > >> " They go to Las Vegas
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> > > > >> and the guy says, "OK frog, now
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> > > > >> what?" The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette." Upon
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> > > > >> approaching the roulette table, The man
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> > > > >>
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> > > > >> asks, "What do you think I should
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> > > > >> bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit
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> > > > >> $3000, black 6."
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> > > > >>
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> > > > >> Now, this is a
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> > > > >> million-to-one shot to win, but
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> > > > >> after the golf game the man
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> > > > >>
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> > > > >> figures what the heck.
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> > > > >>
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> > > > >> Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the
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> >table.
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> > > > >>
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> > > > >> The man takes his winnings and
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> > > > >> buys the best room in the
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> > > > >> hotel. He sits the frog down and
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> > > > >> says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you.
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> > > > >> You've won me all this money and
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> > > > >> I am forever grateful"
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> > > > >>
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> > > > >> The frog replies,
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> > > > >>
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> > > > >> "Ribbit Kiss Me."
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> > > > >> He figures why not,
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> > > > >>
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> > > > >> since after all the frog did for
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> > > > >> him, he deserves it. With a
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> > > > >> kiss, the frog turns into a
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> > > > >> gorgeous 15-year-old girl. "And that,
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> > > > >>
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> > > > >> your honor, is how the girl
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> > > > >>
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> > > > >> ended up in my room. So help me God
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> > > > >>
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> > > > >>
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> > > > >> or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton."

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Subject	Author	Date
Re: a funny message that i read and posted while bored in engineering class	phelps	16:13:12 02/06/06 Mon
Re: a funny message that i read and posted while bored in engineering class -- n00b, 17:27:48 02/06/06 Mon Re: a funny message that i read and posted while bored in engineering class -- ears, 12:56:39 02/07/06 Tue Re: a funny message that i read and posted while bored in engineering class -- n00b, 14:09:53 02/07/06 Tue Re: a funny message that i read and posted while bored in engineering class -- phelps, 14:48:13 02/07/06 Tue Re: a funny message that i read and posted while bored in engineering class -- ears, 16:33:29 02/07/06 Tue