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Date Posted: 19:25:36 11/15/00 Wed
Author: FireAngel
Subject: Who's My Next Opponent?

Who’s My Next Opponent?

Come one, come all,
The game’s just begun.
If you really hurry
You can catch round 1.

There is no charge.
There is no fee.
Just walk right in,
This show’s for free.

I do need to provide
Some important warnings
Some of the scenes
Are sadistic and gory.

That cannot be avoided
It’s a game to the death.
It’s all about slaughtering
There’ll be blood, regardless.

It’s totally one on one
A morbid battle you’ll find.
Yes, we’ll use brute force
But you gotta use your mind.

We start with no weapons--
Those have to be earned.
Special skills will be needed,
We’ll go as we learn.

We get points for each skill
And for each attribute.
The points buy us weapons,
Armor and protective suits.

There are no rules here
This is out and out war.
At the end, one gets buried
One walks out the door.

Time for the game to start.
We begin back to back
On your mark, get set, go
Turn around and attack.

My first punch and kick
Sent him splattered against the wall
Ah, look at all that blood.
I love to watch them fall!

That earned me some points--
Now I have a sword.
He still has nothing
And he’s not looking good.

He manages to his feet
He got points for that?
That’s because he’s bleeding
What a bunch of crap.

That earned him a dagger
OK, now I’m pissed.
I’m going in for the kill
And I ain’t gonna miss.

Blood in his eyes, good.
I take a running start--
My sword pointed outward
Aiming straight for the heart.

Ah, too bad, he can’t run
He can’t move and cant see
I AM the expert at this game
Shouldn’t have challenged me.

I tried and tried to tell him
Not to f*** around with me.
Now watch my sword enter --
Oh, the blood that you’ll see!

With my excellent aim,
The sword deeply penetrates.
Did it come out the other side?
Doesn’t matter. He’s met his fate.

So, that’s how the game’s played.
I’m sure some don’t condone it.
I’m undefeated so far--
Now, who’s my next opponent?

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