-
LITERARY EXPLOSIONS -- Christopher Antony Meade (Laughing a lot), 04:15:30 03/01/18 Thu
LITERARY EXPLOSIONS
The satirical comedies of the notorious Christopher Antony Meade. Books to make you think as well as laugh.
Adolf Hitler, The Illuminati, Napoleon Bonaparte, Barack Obama, Noah in his Ark, and a whole host of other denizens of The Wikipedia Free Encyclopedia. What do they all have in common?
Simple really. They are all some of the growing cast of characters who tremble at the mention of of Christopher Antony Meade and his satirical exposes.
They have no secret that won't be revealed in these books, whether true or false. You be the judge.
This controversial author does not believe in writing stories about safe subjects only.
If you want to find out the best way to make delicious carrot cake, you have got the wrong man. But if you would enjoy reading about how the former President of The United States is one quarter cat because his grandmother had an intimate encounter with a shape shifting feline, you can only find it out from reading his irreverent satires.
Find out how Osama bin Laden's fixation with uniformed schoolgirls eventually leads to his destruction.
How do The Cheshire Cat, Larry the Downing Street cat and Barack Obama come to share a story with Queen Elizabeth II? The answer can be found in his first explosive book, “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama”.
If you want to find out some more about this thought provoking, but hilariously funny writer, here is the customary biographical snippet.
The first part of his life was lived in Ireland, where he spent a lot of time falling off barstools, and his existence since 1986 has been principally in The UK in London. Recently he moved to the delightful town of Gillingham in the county of Kent. Nowadays he only manages to fall of park benches, as the global recession has made bars too expensive.
He lives with his cat, who is all the company he usually need. Her conversation is limited to purrs and meows. That suits him very well, as so many people only talk rubbish.
His politics could be described as a mixture of extreme conservatism, but leavened by a devotion to fairness, and with a particular devotion to "Gay Rights".
So that is a brief sketch of a curious and sometimes contradictory individual.
His main redeeming feature is a deep imagination, and a rather twisted sense of humour.
These characteristics shine through all his books, making them truly literary explosions.
https://goo.gl/LZMpyC
[ Post a Reply to this Message ][ Edit | View ]
- LITTLE ROCKET MAN STARTS TO SHAPE-SHIFT -- Christopher Antony Meade (Laughing), 06:08:09 12/04/17 Mon
“Kim Jong-un had just nodded off under the tree and his body was at the half way stage of transforming into a pig. Floppy pig ears were just sprouting from the top of his head and trotters had already replaced his feet. A little curly tail had sprouted just above where he would have had an anus only he, like his father and revered grandfather, had no need of such a proletarian orifice. Consequently, his little waggler was all alone.”
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT? READ THE BOOK AND FIND OUT.
***THE HILARIOUS NEW SATIRE FROM THE AUTHOR OF “THE ZOMBIE, THE CAT, AND BARACK OBAMA”.
Now available on Amazon. Also from good book retailers worldwide.
TREAT YOURSELF TODAY***
https://goo.gl/nba3KS
[ Post a Reply to this Message ][ Edit | View ]
- Really funny book -- Christopher Antony Meade (Laughing), 03:30:32 04/25/17 Tue
*** HORROR CAN BE FUNNY AS WELL. THIS BOOK PROVES IT. ***
“In my frenzy I managed to consume about half of the late Stanislaus, bones and all. Eventually, my long suppressed appetite was sated and I had time to consider my next move. The first thing was where to put the legs, arms and intestines? The rest of him was snug in my somewhat distended stomach. I didn’t want to keep the meat in the cupboard as Christopher hung his coat there sometimes, and I figured that the sight of the limbs of his landlord lying in a heap in the bottom of the wardrobe might put a cloud over relations in the house.”
Find out what preceded this and what came after. Read “The Zombie, the Cat, and Barack Obama”. (On an empty stomach only) and be prepared to laugh a lot.
Buy it here today
http://goo.gl/2RX428
or any other Amazon site. Also available in hardback and paperback.
[ Post a Reply to this Message ][ Edit | View ]
-
Thanks for this great review -- Christopher Antony Meade (Happy), 04:25:18 04/28/16 Thu
This is turning out to be a very good week for reviews. Thanks Janet for another 5 star one.
5.0 out of 5 stars
The Zombie, the cat, and Barack Obama
By Janet L. Mancini on April 27, 2016
Format: Kindle Edition
|
Verified Purchase
The Zombie, the cat, and Barack Obama, was one of the funniest stories I have ever read. It keeps you on the edge of your seat in suspense and burst of laughter. Christopher has that gift of. making something so plain and dull become so real and lively. After reading I could image all that happened in the story really happening in real life. I enjoyed in immensely. That is a rare gift.
http://goo.gl/2RX428
[ Post a Reply to this Message ][ Edit | View ]
- ** BEWARE OF VISITING CEMETERIES. SOMETHING NASTY MIGHT FOLLOW YOU HOME.** -- Christopher Antony Meade (Laughing a lot), 07:20:13 11/11/14 Tue
When the writer Christopher Anton visited his local cemetery, something followed him back home. The zombie Julian Faversham became his nauseating, (but musically talented), houseguest. But this is not just another zombie story. The writers imagination brings the reader on a surreal helter-skelter voyage that includes some very funny explanations for the origin and ancestry of Barack Obama, the truth about the Illuminati, what happened to the body of Adolf Hitler and how Osama bin Laden really died.
The Zombie, the Cat, and Barack Obama is a combination of hilarious political satire and horror comedy and should make a page-turning read for all those who enjoy a really good laugh.
Available from Amazon.com
http://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Cat-Barack-Obama-appearances-ebook/dp/B009CYBTC8/ref=sr_1_8?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1385744875&sr=1-8&keywords=queen+elizabeth+ii
Also from all Amazon sites .
Kindle Prime members can download it for free.
[ Post a Reply to this Message ][ Edit | View ]
- HIGH JINKS IN HEAVEN -- Christopher Antony Meade (Laughing a lot), 03:32:17 09/05/14 Fri
The weekend in St. Bart's turned out to be pretty lively. I couldnt believe my luck. To be invited to a party, on my first weekend in Heaven, was a very pleasant surprise. I had been expecting that all the saints would be Holy Joes and that I would be drafted into some heavenly choir, to sing endless verses of Hes got the whole world in his hand or, even worse, Lord of the dance. Not my idea of heavenly bliss at all. It turned out that the whole heavenly set-up was totally different from what I had expected. I got the first inkling of this when I noticed that St Peter was dancing and cracking jokes at the gate. He even gave me a great wink, when he put a great red ticket in my hand.
Whatever you do the Prince of the Apostles said, dont miss St Bartholomews party. All the saints will be there and its a great place to break the ice, especially if you are a newbie. St Francis was saying that Jesus might even drop in for a while. Mind you He would never miss a good party.
So what could I do? Id been killed in a car crash and I really wanted to just put my feet up for a few thousand years, rather than party all weekend. But I wasnt going to fall out with the Heavenly Gatekeeper, by refusing the invitation. Better to get off on the right foot. So I said I would be delighted to go to St Barts party. It might be fun anyway.
A rather fussy little angel showed me to my mansion. Angels are not allowed to party apparently and this one was quite sniffy with me when I showed him the ticket.
Typical saints he said. They just cant stay quiet for a moment. Were expected to spend millennia singing Hallejuhah and running messages and they get all the fun. Dont get sick on the carpet. Im the mug that will have to clean it up.
The mansion turned out to be really special. There were about seven rooms in it and apparently, I had only to wish for something and it miraculously appeared. The angel was just being awkward. Even if I did get sick, I only had to think about cleaning and a bucket and mop would appear and get rid of the mess, without me having to lift a finger.
So when grumpy wings had departed and I found myself alone, the first thing I did was to wish for a pair of expensive Adidas trainers, with matching tracksuit; as well as two bottles of the finest Dom Perignon. My delight was complete, when they materialised on my four-poster bed.
I only had to follow all the laughing saints to find St Bartholomews mansion. St Catherine was trundling an enormous wheel and St Francis was being followed by hundreds of birds. All the various saints seemed to be accompanied by something emblematic from their lives. St Mark was riding on the most enormous lion and St Stephen was having a great time, throwing stones at statues of Pharisees. I could see this was going to be a wild weekend and I was going to have an absolutely HEAVENLY time.
If you enjoyed that, you are bound to enjoy this very funny ebook.
The Zombie, the Cat, and Barack Obama Critically acclaimed and available from all Amazon sites.
http://goo.gl/qjgDAC
[ Post a Reply to this Message ][ Edit | View ]
- GREAT REVIEWS FOR A REALLY FUNNY BOOK -- Christopher Antony Meade (Laughing a lot), 03:58:18 08/03/14 Sun
Just a few excerpts from reviews posted on Amazon for The Zombie, the Cat, and Barack Obama
If you want the creative version of what's really happening in world affairs, this talented author will keep you turning the pages. Oh, and did I mention it is really well written? I hope there's more to come from Christopher in the near future.
This book is the funniest book I have read in a long time. It is one of those books that once you start reading the first few pages, you have to keep reading, a real page turner.
The author brings smiles to the readers face of course with his talented but funny book. Not only is it filled with humor, giggles and smiles, it is well written and for that I must give this author a five star.
If you want to read a really good book, that will leave you laughing uncontrollably at the pretensions of those who set themselves up as our rulers, buy this one. If you are a politician or a public figure, take a "chill pill" before reading it. You will need to.
See if you agree with those happy readers. Visit Amazon and download it for yourself.
http://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Cat-Barack-Obama-appearances-ebook/dp/B009CYBTC8/ref=sr_1_42?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1402404021&sr=1-42&keywords=political+humor
Kindle Prime members can download the entire book gratis.
[ Post a Reply to this Message ][ Edit | View ]
- THANKS FOR THIS GREAT REVIEW FROM THE VERY TALENTED AUTHOR OF THE HOODKEEPER. -- Christopher Antony Meade (Laughing a lot), 04:07:00 08/01/14 Fri
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious, March 25, 2014
By Kawand Crawford "Don Kawand" (NY USA) -
(REAL NAME) This review is from: The Zombie, the Cat, and Barack Obama: (Kindle Edition)
I must say from the title I really didn't know what to expect from this book but it turned out to be not only a great read but really funny. I enjoyed it because I do believe in conspiracy theories and this book intertwines humor with some very convincing conspiracy theories. I am an educated man but it sent me to the dictionary a couple of times. It's an excellent read if your vocabulary is up to par and question the information shared by government and people in power.
Treat yourself today.
Amazon.com
http://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Cat-Barack-Obama-appearances-ebook/dp/B009CYBTC8/ref=sr_1_42?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1402404021&sr=1-42&keywords=political+humor
[ Post a Reply to this Message ][ Edit | View ]
- REDISCOVERING WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE.THE BARD HAS A BAD DAY -- Christopher Antony Meade (Laughing a lot), 02:32:22 07/23/14 Wed
*** WHAT IF SHAKESPEARE WROTE THIS SONNET AFTER A NIGHT ON THE TILES WITH ANNE HATHAWAY? ***
Shall I compare thee to a bale of hay?
Thou art more ugly and less temperate:
Rough words do shock the darling buds of May,
And swilling gin is for you like a date:
Sometime bloodshot your eye from drinking shines,
And often is your mould complexion dimm'd;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance or too much vodka been oertrimm'd;
But thy intense hangover shall not fade
Nor will remembrance of that bill thou owest;
Nor shall Death doubt thou wander'st in his shade,
When in infernal pains your headache growest:
So long as both us drink all we can see,
So long lives this and this embarasses thee.
Is it funny? Im not sure but this is. 23 FIVE STAR reviewers on Amazon. com alone think so.
http://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Cat-Barack-Obama-appearances-ebook/dp/B009CYBTC8/ref=sr_1_8?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1385744875&sr=1-8&keywords=queen+elizabeth+ii
Also available from all other Amazon sites .
[ Post a Reply to this Message ][ Edit | View ]
- Check out this great and funny book. Excellent example of political satire -- Brick Oboma (Excited), 03:27:38 03/26/13 Tue
Visit and LIKE the Facebook page for The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama by Christopher Antony Meade.
You can read some FREE extracts from this devastatingly funny political satire and check out some of the reviews from other writers as well.
If you would like to treat yourself to the complete novella, its available from Amazon, Apple, Kobo, Barnes and Noble and most other online retailers.
http://www.facebook.com/TheZombieTheCatAndBarackObama?skip_nax_wizard=true
[ Post a Reply to this Message ][ Edit | View ]
- NEW YORK ROOMMATES IS HERE! -- Press, 18:37:23 10/07/12 Sun
NEW YORK ROOMMATES - WHERE DO THESE PEOPLE COME FROM?
Hank has had nothing but bad luck when it comes to sharing an apartment in the City. After his last male roommate put the moves on him, Hank is determined never to share space with a man again. So he places an ad in the Village Voice for a new roommate- striaghtforward and to the point: Female wanted to share apartment with musician/photographer. No males allowed! He expects the usual parade of weirdos, but what he gets is much more than he bargained for. New York Roommates is a wild and entertaining romp through midtown New York and the characters who live there - welcome to the jungle!
http://www.outskirtspress.com/newyorkroommates
[ Post a Reply to this Message ][ Edit | View ]
- One of the best books on Nazi leader Adolf Hitler -- Christopher Meade (Sincere), 08:51:08 09/23/12 Sun
Finally a great novel of the twenty first century and about Adolf Hitler too.
I am one of those readers who yawn at the prospect of reading either science-fiction or historical novels. My notion of hell would be to be forced to spend an eternity wading through books that purport to take me into a realm that I could never enter myself. My horror would be further increased by being told by the devilish librarian that the book portrayed a parallel universe. Satan will now have to think again. That torture no longer holds any fears for me. I've just read a volume that is a historical novel and also takes the reader into a parallel universe. I have to say that this book is one of the very best I've read and I'm penning this short review, in order to introduce it to the wider readership, that its quality and breadth of vision undoubtedly deserve.
A really good book about Hitler, for a change.
There have been many novels written about World War II and the characters that were the leading lights in that great conflict. The Pyramids of Giza could probably be wallpapered with the books which have been written about Adolf Hitler alone. How often has a publisher not sighed in exasperation when yet another tome about the Second World War lands on his desk? What is needed to set the publishing and reading world on fire is a book that treats the last great worldwide conflagration with some imagination and originality. I have to tell you that such a piece of literature has at last been completed. The book which I am about to review is one of the most startlingly original of anything that it has been my pleasure to peruse in recent years. I am speaking about The Autobiography of Frau Adolf Hitler, born Countess Christina Bernadotte, translated and edited by historian and novelist Frank Sanello.
What you will be acquiring, if you purchase this book, is a panoramic and intimate insight into the world surrounding Adolf Hitler. This will be presented to you through the words of the evil dictators wife. I am not talking about the insipid and frivolous Eva Braun. Rather the genius of Mr Sanello has told the story of the Third Reich from the point of view of the wife, which nobody knew Hitler had. Countess Bernadotte, according to the story, was forced to wed Adolf by her ambitious Nazi loving mother. She detested her husband for more than just his political ruthlessness. He had some pretty disgusting sexual depravities as well, the details of which are portrayed graphically in the book. I will only say here that the words walking,dog and brown figure in the description of this perversion.
I don't wish to give away too much of the story. But I will tell you that Countess Bernadotte, or Mrs Hitler, if you prefer, proceeds, from her position at the centre of the evil conspiracy to conquer the world, to try and mitigate some of its worst excesses. She sets up an organisation to save as many Jews as possible from the Holocaust. To help her do this she has to flatter some seriously odious characters. Hermann Goring is among the more evil of them. Towards the end of the book there is a chapter which shows this loathsome Reich Marshal in all his absolute odiousness.
The more minor characters are no less well portrayed in this gripping novel than the central participants. The Duke and Duchess of Windsor are shown to us in all their ridiculous and idiotic vanity. The intrepid countess also has a meeting with the less than sympathetic Pope Pius XII. I must at this stage take issue with Mr Sanello regarding the picture he paints of this great Pontiff. Pope Pius has been disgracefully treated by some ill-informed historians in recent years. It takes away somewhat from this, otherwise excellent, book to see the libel being repeated yet again. Still it is a very well crafted, if inaccurate, picture.
The saddest part of this book is, that while its heroine exhausted her strength and risked her life, in trying to save thousands of the victims of this evil time, she was not shown the gratitude or the appreciation that she should have been, by the co-religionists of the people she helped. To find out what happens you will just need to read the book.
The touching relationship between the books central character and her son by Hitler gives an engaging story within a story to this epically scoped book. The terror of and detestation for his evil wicked father scars the young boy for life. But his existence is made tolerable by the great genius that germinates within his youthful soul. The love which Countess Bernadotte has for her son also elevates her stress filled life.
Read no more books about Adolf Hitler until you read this one.
I will bring this review of the Magnum Opus of Mr Frank Sanello to a close by urging you, if you spend your money on nothing else during this recession haunted era, to purchase your copy immediately it becomes available. Read it, and then give it an honoured place, either on your bookshelf or your hard drive, (depending on whether you buy the printed or the digital version). You may be stultified at the prospect, of being faced with the ordeal of reading yet another book about World War II. But people, you haven't read this one yet.
The Autobiography of Frau Adolf Hitler is available now I am publishing the Amazon link below.
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B008E78B9S
_ (http://www.amazon.com/dp/B008E78B9S)
[ Post a Reply to this Message ][ Edit | View ]
- A brilliant new look at the private life and perversions of Adolf Hitler. -- Christopher Meade (Sincere), 02:14:13 09/19/12 Wed
Finally a great novel of the twenty first century and about Adolf Hitler too.
I am one of those readers who yawn at the prospect of reading either science-fiction or historical novels. My notion of hell would be to be forced to spend an eternity wading through books that purport to take me into a realm that I could never enter myself. My horror would be further increased by being told by the devilish librarian that the book portrayed a parallel universe. Satan will now have to think again. That torture no longer holds any fears for me. I've just read a volume that is a historical novel and also takes the reader into a parallel universe. I have to say that this book is one of the very best I've read and I'm penning this short review, in order to introduce it to the wider readership, that its quality and breadth of vision undoubtedly deserve.
A really good book about Hitler, for a change.
There have been many novels written about World War II and the characters that were the leading lights in that great conflict. The Pyramids of Giza could probably be wallpapered with the books which have been written about Adolf Hitler alone. How often has a publisher not sighed in exasperation when yet another tome about the Second World War lands on his desk? What is needed to set the publishing and reading world on fire is a book that treats the last great worldwide conflagration with some imagination and originality. I have to tell you that such a piece of literature has at last been completed. The book which I am about to review is one of the most startlingly original of anything that it has been my pleasure to peruse in recent years. I am speaking about The Autobiography of Frau Adolf Hitler, born Countess Christina Bernadotte, translated and edited by historian and novelist Frank Sanello.
What you will be acquiring, if you purchase this book, is a panoramic and intimate insight into the world surrounding Adolf Hitler. This will be presented to you through the words of the evil dictators wife. I am not talking about the insipid and frivolous Eva Braun. Rather the genius of Mr Sanello has told the story of the Third Reich from the point of view of the wife, which nobody knew Hitler had. Countess Bernadotte, according to the story, was forced to wed Adolf by her ambitious Nazi loving mother. She detested her husband for more than just his political ruthlessness. He had some pretty disgusting sexual depravities as well, the details of which are portrayed graphically in the book. I will only say here that the words walking,dog and brown figure in the description of this perversion.
I don't wish to give away too much of the story. But I will tell you that Countess Bernadotte, or Mrs Hitler, if you prefer, proceeds, from her position at the centre of the evil conspiracy to conquer the world, to try and mitigate some of its worst excesses. She sets up an organisation to save as many Jews as possible from the Holocaust. To help her do this she has to flatter some seriously odious characters. Hermann Goring is among the more evil of them. Towards the end of the book there is a chapter which shows this loathsome Reich Marshal in all his absolute odiousness.
The more minor characters are no less well portrayed in this gripping novel than the central participants. The Duke and Duchess of Windsor are shown to us in all their ridiculous and idiotic vanity. The intrepid countess also has a meeting with the less than sympathetic Pope Pius XII. I must at this stage take issue with Mr Sanello regarding the picture he paints of this great Pontiff. Pope Pius has been disgracefully treated by some ill-informed historians in recent years. It takes away somewhat from this, otherwise excellent, book to see the libel being repeated yet again. Still it is a very well crafted, if inaccurate, picture.
The saddest part of this book is, that while its heroine exhausted her strength and risked her life, in trying to save thousands of the victims of this evil time, she was not shown the gratitude or the appreciation that she should have been, by the co-religionists of the people she helped. To find out what happens you will just need to read the book.
The touching relationship between the books central character and her son by Hitler gives an engaging story within a story to this epically scoped book. The terror of and detestation for his evil wicked father scars the young boy for life. But his existence is made tolerable by the great genius that germinates within his youthful soul. The love which Countess Bernadotte has for her son also elevates her stress filled life.
Read no more books about Adolf Hitler until you read this one.
I will bring this review of the Magnum Opus of Mr Frank Sanello to a close by urging you, if you spend your money on nothing else during this recession haunted era, to purchase your copy immediately it becomes available. Read it, and then give it an honoured place, either on your bookshelf or your hard drive, (depending on whether you buy the printed or the digital version). You may be stultified at the prospect, of being faced with the ordeal of reading yet another book about World War II. But people, you haven't read this one yet.
The Autobiography of Frau Adolf Hitler is available now I am publishing the Amazon link below.
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B008E78B9S
_ (http://www.amazon.com/dp/B008E78B9S)
[ Post a Reply to this Message ][ Edit | View ]
- The bad Pussy that only licked her own dirty juice. Good Pussy Best. -- Nurse Pussy Juice. (Wild and Insane), 07:08:38 04/25/11 Mon
There once was a bad pussy who was very lazy. She lived on a farm in the countryside, half way between the towns of Hentai and Milf. She was content enough to hunt the tits, although the best tits often got away, but the farm was getting overrun by rats and this useless pussy just wouldnt do her job. She just lazed around all day as if she were Pamela Anderson lying on a beach in the sun, or Paris Hilton contemplating the purchase of a new handbag. Of course she didnt have Pamela Anderson's body, or the wealth of Ms Hilton so she was very little use to the farmer. That was one of her biggest boobs, or boobies. The man who owned the farm lived there with his wife and three girls, and he was getting increasingly frustrated with the pussy. They decided that something had to be done about the problem. If they had wanted to have Jessica Simpson or Jenna Jameson or even Carmen Electra living on their farm they would have invited them, but they were stuck with this lazy pussy and thousands of rats. The farmer decided to look on his computer for a solution to the problem. Perhaps he might find something on e bay. "My three daughters will be girls gone wild if I cannot rid the farm of rats", he thought. " No more playing games". Being a loving father and husband he confined himself to looking for solutions to his problem. He did not linger on porn sites, nor was he tempted to type in "sex" or "lesbians frolicing". If he came across any nude pictures he quickly clicked to a different page, especially if he could hear his wife coming. The only real indulgence he allowed himself was to look at the Eminem website, because he had a passion for that rapper. He was tempted to look at his daughters' Myspace pages, because like all good fathers he wanted to check what sort of person his children were consorting with on line. But he didnt know their passwords so he had to leave that for now. He did sign up to a games cheat page, as he was a keen gamer, who always wanted to win. The free porn was a temptation which he resisted
So after trying Google, Yahoo, MSN, and a host of other websites, includng 89.com he finally found what he was looking for in a little known site called mapquest. While he didnt want to just go around the 50 cent end of the market, he couldnt afford to spend too much. But he found what he wanted in an ad from a homeless animals shelter. It said "Dogs available for good homes".
He knew this was exactly what he needed. If the useless pussy objected she knew what she could do.
So he got three terrier dogs. Within two weeks all the rats were gone. As for the lazy pussy, she has not been seen around the farm from that day to this, but being a pussy you can depend on it that she ended up ok.
To really read some properly great articles, and brilliant stories, not just on pussy, check out this link.
christopheranton is without doubt one of the most controversial, and entertaining authors writing on the internet today. He is also blindingly brilliant, as you have just seen.
Check him out today.
http://hubpages.com/profile/christopheranton
[ Post a Reply to this Message ][ Edit | View ]
-
Divine comedy. The funny side of The Bible and Jesus. Not Wikipedia. -- Francis Meade. (Wickedly Witty.), 07:59:04 04/11/11 Mon
For too many people The Bible is not funny, but is a dull and dusty book, full of staid stories about long dead prophets, and overencumbered with rules that we are all obliged to obey, in order to avoid eternal hellfire.
But there is more to these bible stories, sometimes, than meets the eye. The characters, and the situations, can in fact be downright funny when their stories are retold in the right way.
In this series, the astute, and very funny, author christopheranton retells some of the best known stories from The Bible in a way that will have you falling of your seat with laughter.
Discover the negative effect that flatulence can have on family relationships in a confined space in "Noah's Ark. Who farted here. I really want to know".
Discover the real story of The Annunciation, and how to control noisy angels in "The first stressful Christmas. Mary's story"
Learn what the real impression of the three wise men was on Mary in. "The Three Kings, The Flight to Egypt, and Jesus's first miracle".
Discover what happened to John The Baptist, when he had too much to drink in "Turning the water into wine. The wedding at Cana. Not John 2".
Laugh with Jesus, as The Apostles try walking on water for the first time, and find out one of the secrets of Jesus,s youth, not to be found in The Bible.
What did Mary do when Jesus came back from the dead, and demanded toast? The answer is in "Jesus Christ. His arrest, trial, crucifixion, death, and resurrection"
Read these brilliantly funny stories, and you will never look at The Bible the same way again.
They give a whole new meaning to the term "Divine Comedy".
Read them, and laugh your way to Heaven.
http://hubpages.com/hub/Who-farted-here-I-really-want-to-know
http://hubpages.com/hub/The-First-Christmas-Marys-story
http://hubpages.com/hub/The-Three-Kings-Jesuss-first-miracle-and-The-Flight-into-Egypt-Marys-story-Part-Two
http://hubpages.com/hub/Turning-water-into-wine-The-wedding-at-Cana-Not-John-2-or-Wikipedia
http://hubpages.com/hub/Jesus-walks-on-water-and-The-raising-of-Lazarus-from-The-Dead-Not-Wikipedia
http://hubpages.com/hub/Jesus-Christ-His-arrest-trial-crucifixion-death-and-resurrection-Not-Wikipedia-or-Facebook
[ Post a Reply to this Message ][ Edit | View ]
- God does have a sense of humour. Divine Comedy. Not Wikipedia. -- Francis Meade. (Wickedly Witty.), 08:17:10 03/06/11 Sun
For too many people the bible is a dull and dusty book, full of staid stories about long dead prophets, and overencumbered with rules that we are all obliged to obey, in order to avoid eternal hellfire.
But there is more to these stories, sometimes, than sometimes meets the eye. The characters, and the situations, can in fact be downright funny when their stories are retold in the right way.
In this series, the astute, and very funny, author christopheranton retells some of the best known stories from The Bible in a way that will have you falling of your seat with laughter. They give a whole new meaning to the term "Divine Comedy".
Read them, and laugh your way to Heaven.
http://hubpages.com/hub/Who-farted-here-I-really-want-to-know
http://hubpages.com/hub/The-First-Christmas-Marys-story
http://hubpages.com/hub/The-Three-Kings-Jesuss-first-miracle-and-The-Flight-into-Egypt-Marys-story-Part-Two
http://hubpages.com/hub/Turning-water-into-wine-The-wedding-at-Cana-Not-John-2-or-Wikipedia
[ Post a Reply to this Message ][ Edit | View ]
- The zombie that came to live in my house. -- Francis Meade. (chilled.), 15:34:22 02/20/11 Sun
christopheranton has written some brilliant stories over the years, but the series of "Zombie" stories just has to be among his best to date.
The accounts of the hapless writer, and the zombie that came to live in his house in Wimbledon, must be among the most chilling, and hilarious examples of the comic horror genre yet published. I, for one, was on the edge of my seat with suspense all through the whole series. I have to sleep with the light on as well.
The addition of the well chosen music videos only add to the effectiveness of the stories.
Julian Faversham,(the Zombie),Will be counted with Count Dracula, The Mummy, and Frankensteins monster, as one of the all time icons of horror fiction.
I hope we have not to wait too long for some more tales in this enthralling series. If you do nothing else this week, make time to read these hilariously chilling stories.
christopheranton is a true original, and these stories are unique.
http://hubpages.com/hub/My-zombie-best-friend-and-housemate-Not-wikipedia-nor-Facebook
[ Post a Reply to this Message ][ Edit | View ]
- dLtFQonRPM -- dLtFQonRPM (dLtFQonRPM), 04:59:34 07/13/06 Thu
C9jRXS4yghClCs inxJwZFeyv7R eQoOs25TeGC
[ Post a Reply to this Message ][ Edit | View ]
-
nKYNm6hC9W -- nKYNm6hC9W, 10:38:22 07/05/06 Wed
3W1ddrWKbPT 6agyAJx6zb fF1VEvalyt
[ Post a Reply to this Message ][ Edit | View ]
- !!!!!!~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*IMPORTANT~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* !!!!!!(I've some celebrities e mails) -- !!!!!!!!!!ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, 05:01:37 06/30/04 Wed
Hello
I have Emma Watson, Tom Felton and Rupert's e mail. I am sure they are not impostors.
I promise I'll give you but only if you gimme Daniel Radcliffe's email, home address or phone number.
E mail me at electricalguy22@hotmail.com
C ya
[ Post a Reply to this Message ][ Edit | View ]
Replies:
- ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~IMPORTANT~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ -- !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, 07:37:08 06/05/04 Sat
Hello,
I have Rupert Grint's, Emma Watson's and Tom Felton's e-mails.
I promise I'll give you these emails, ONLY if you gimme Dan's e-mail, home adress or phone number.
E-mail me at electricalguy22@hotmail.com
Thank you
[ Post a Reply to this Message ][ Edit | View ]
- Harry potter abd the order of the phoenix -- potter, 17:09:52 01/10/03 Fri
Does anyone have any idea of when the 5th harry potter book will be out with information to back it up
[ Post a Reply to this Message ][ Edit | View ]
Replies:
- Harry Potter Forum -- Cho, 06:36:03 09/05/03 Fri
Hi! Look at this Harry Potter Forum: http://lilli6.proboards19.com!
Its very great! Enjoy! :-)
[ Post a Reply to this Message ][ Edit | View ]
- Check out my online hogwarts! -- SurferGirl Rox, 17:50:48 06/24/03 Tue
Hey! Come and enroll in my online virtual hogwarts! There's lots that you can do on there! Check it out!
http://lotrfreak8910.tripod.com/onlinehogwarts
Hope to cya there!
SurferGirl Rox
[ Post a Reply to this Message ][ Edit | View ]
- Re: warum Voldemort Harry berhaupt tten wollte (Theorie) -- Annie J. Potter, 00:34:32 04/23/03 Wed
In Buch eins im ersten Kapitel wo McGonnagall und Dumbledore sich unterhalten
[ Post a Reply to this Message ][ Edit | View ]
Feedback: 