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Date Posted: 22:15:46 02/13/03 Thu
Author: Rock Hard Bearder
Subject: Beards are a man best friend


everyone has their first something: Their first day of school, first time they ate a magic middle, first laugh, first cry, and for guys their first beard. Beards are something that should be worn with honor. Beards make guys better people in general. It shows that they can follow through with things. Beards are cooler then cool. Each single strand of hair, collectivly makes a masterpiece, like a small work of art of your face.
Now, everyone knows that guys are better than girls, and beards support that theory. Girls can have their make up, their eye liner, and their big stupid earrings. Girls can't touch a beards. Its too rugged for there small hands. A man and his beard are like a grilled cheese with bacon. Yeah, you can just have a plain grilled cheese sandwitch but the bacon makes it more delicious. I am not talking about a few hairs on your chin. I mean a big lumberjack beard.
Like Life, you try at something until you succeed. In my life there has been many attempts to grow a rugged caveman's beard. But all were sadly been cut due to shaving or non-dedication to success. But when the beard has done its job and is fully in, it knows what it is doing. It's the greatest feeling in the world. A good beard is like a good video game: it keeps you enternained for hours. I walk around with pride, like I just punched Judge Judy in the face.
Beards, when they are big and burly, are like a portable heater on your face. The carpet of hair acts like its a sweater on your lower jaw. You may not know it till you shave it off, and the cold air hits you like a redneck hits his drunken wife. You forget how you beard was like a kinght fighting that off like it was his job.
With all that time together your beard is like your best friend. It makes you a better person, it shows you are a man who gets things done, and it makes you warmer. All these things and how can you not look at your beard like a friend? The day I shave my first beard off, or any beard off in the future, is the day I cry. Because you are losing something special. How can you go threw life without a leg? Well, how can you go threw life without a beard? I look at my beard like an angel on my shoulder. Simply because it's heavenly. Ohh, and PS for thems people who have some hairs on their chin and think they have a beard.

Give it up,

you suck!

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