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Date Posted: 00:54:58 03/20/03 Thu
Author: The God of WD!
Subject: Why haddon Heights Sucks as much as deptford

Why haddon Heights Sucks as much as deptford.
Let me name the ways haddon heights sucks my right testicle, which hangs a bit lower than the left and smells a bit more like an odd combination of garbage and feet, it also has alot more hair since i only shave the left one.

anyways...back on target, haddon heights sucks for many many reasons, first and foremost is thier lack of sanity as a whole. they also lack hygiene, and sense of style, and more than 3 brain cells. i could go on all day naming things that haddon heights lacks, and in fact i think i shall, they lack (usually) more than one testicle per household (per capita), in fact i'd be surpised if you could get more than 10 sets of balls between the whole damn town. they lack decent women, yes they do have females, per say, i suppose, but i don't consider anyone female that has a larger beard than my grandfather, and puts broken glass in her snatch to ensnare helpless college students.

they also lack talent, which shows in the half ass films that one tommy avallone has produced, a word on these, i would rather have my eyelids stretched back upon my skull and salt poured inside of them, while beings forced to watch "it's a wonderful life" and listening to yanni on repeat than to witness another film come out of the god forsaken anus that was settled and dubbed "Haddon Heights".

The musical talent that has somehow escaped hell and settled in the residents bodys, lacks more form and direction than the fucking home shopping network on everclear. i would rather hear the sound of dying babies and pencils breaking than to hear one more note escape from these people.

thier team spirit also sucks, there is no moral, and no backup for each other, there is no one to depend on, at least when i was in soccer camp i could depend on my coach squeezing my ass. i knew no matter what he was there for me, and my young supple pre-pubescent boy flesh. these things are certainties, a heights person is not.

i would continue typing the long list of reasons heights sucks, but i know that they can no longer read this due to thier lack of attention span, and lack of vocabulary over four words.... so good night to all....and fuck you too.

The GOD of WD

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