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Date Posted: 07:32:00 04/24/03 Thu
Author: the last boy scout
Subject: smokin like BRUCE WILLIS

Yeah dude, smoking cigarettes and/or cigars, no matter what people say, makes you look cool. Yeah sure, smoking can give you cancer, kill you, give you bad breath, make you not breath that good, cough a lot, spit out bad stuff, or even give you yellow teeth. But this is all the stuff that happens to other people. You have to start worring about yourself and how to make yourself look cooler. What about Bruce Willis, you say? Now Bruce Willis is cooler than cool with his killing people, five o'clock shadow, his cursing, and bad headaches. But smoking makes him look even cooler. Bruce is a pro. He knows when to light one up, or ask, "I really need a cigratte because I have a really bad hang over" Take Die Hard 3. Bruce just shot a bunch of people, and their blood is all over his face. Before he even thinks about wiping the blood off his face, he is lighting up a smoke.
Now, sometimes these reject people try smoking and they suck. If smoking was a job. Bruce Willis would be employee of the month; all year round! Because I know if I ever was in a building in LA, and there were a bunch of people trying to take it over, and my wife Holly, was downstairs, and I being the New York Cop on Vacation, was upstairs without the terriorist knowing about, and I had to kill people to save the day, you know I would be at least smoking one cigratte for every person I killed. And I would do it right, like Bruce!
Take an everyday conversation. Even if the conversation was the most interesting conversation you have ever had, It would be made even coolor with one light of a marlboro red. Say someone asks you a question. Most people would quickly answer the question. Not Bruce, Not Mr. Willis, no sir. Bruce would take a hard look at you, go in his pocket, get out a cigratte, and light that sucker up. And then proceed to answer your question. And when you are talking you got to have the cigratte in your hand. So when you move your hands the smoke goes all over the place. ANd when you are listening to the conversation you have to have your cigratte in your mouth and inhale so that the end of the cigratte turns orange. ANd then you take out the cigratte and start to ash, while you skae your head to agree on what the person is talking about. And then you open your mouth allittle bit ti the right side so the comoke comes out. There is a style to smoking and Bruce has it on lock down.
Bruce Willis is the symbol of cool. And smoking may be bad. But Bruce makes bad look real good. Now I am a twenty year old, and I never smoked a day in my life, but if I ever did. I would know how to make it look cool. Thanks to a fellow jersey guy, Bruce willis. Good Job man. Keep up the good work. ANd smoke 'em if you got 'em! And cowboy the fuck up!

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