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Date Posted: 00:05:15 07/25/03 Fri
Author: harlemhippo
Subject: Potato Chips

Hey guys,

I am friends with Tommy, and let me tell you...The man likes poop!!!! Yes indeed, the one, the only, Tommy Avalone, loves POOP!!!! I once pooped straight into his mouth, and he loved it!!!

But I find it very unfortunate that our newest candidate for Mayor, Tommy A. himself, has such a small penis. The guys penis is the size of a Tic Tac!!!! I couldn't believe it when I saw it. I laughed so hard. His face turned bright red out of embarassment. It does explain his fasication with dildos however... he's looking for the most realistic one to replace his miniscule schlong!!!

My favorite part of the movie "Small Kid Tank Top" was the potato chip ending. It shcked me in the way the ending to "Memento" or "The Usual Suspects" did. I honestly did not expect a word wide conspiracy to end all potato chips, but it fell into place so perfectly. It made me rock hard!!! While watching this scene, I found all the elements of scriptwriting coming together perfectly...and just had to reach down my pants, grab hold on my incredibly oversized genitellia, and begin masterbating. It felt so good, feeling my hand slide up and down, up and down, up and down on my fucking shaft. Up and down, up and down, up and down, up and down...oh god...up and down, up and down, up and down....uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uhuhuh uhuhuh uhuhu oh yeah uh uh uh uh uh uh uhu uhu uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh jesus christ this feels so good uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh u uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh u hu uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh u huh uhu huh huh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uh uh uh uh uhuhuhuhuhuh oh god, I'm getting close uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uhhhhhhh uyhhhhhh uhhhhh uyhhhhhh uhhhhh oh fuck uh uh uhu uhhhhhh uhhhhhh uhhhhh oh yeah uh uh uhhhhh uhhhh uhhhh oh shit ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhh i can't take it anymore I"M GONNA FUCKING CUM AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *SPURT* uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

all over Tommy's face

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