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Date Posted: 12:27:03 11/13/03 Thu
Author: blackmetal666
Subject: Re: my teacher sucks
In reply to: Tommy 's message, "my teacher sucks" on 09:55:59 11/05/03 Wed

That's a pretty funny letter, especially how he says your chances of passing are "slim" (that's a nice way to tell you your fucked). Here's a rant.
I get a new cell phone. The old one's broken. Well the new one magically locks itself under what I call "ridiculous things that only happen to me when I'm having a shitty day and things can't possibly go well because I am a born loser with horrible luck". So I try to unlock it. It doesn't work. I call my mom, who has the booklet for it at home, and it doesn't mention anything about this "magical phone lock". That's what I'll refer to it as from here on out. I figure it must be magic, because there is no rational explanation for why a phone would lock, without me putting a "magic phone lock" code in. But I digress. So I go to the computer lab at school, I look up Verizon wireless, and they have online support. So I click on my phone model. SURPRISE! It's the only link that doesn't work. Oh, what a shock. So I finally find out what the code is (it's the last four digits of the fucking phone #) and I finally have access to my $39.99 a month piece of bullshit. And all this only takes up an hour and a half of my time. That's it. AHHH. Beautiful. So the moral of this story is that
A. My rants are boring, and your a fucking idiot if you read this whole thing.
B. I'm an even bigger idiot for writing this whole thing.
C. Technology usually sucks, and I often pine for the life of a caveman.
D. Suicide would not have helped with this problem, because my phone wouldn't know I was dead.

So in sum,
Wally the walnut wants a wedded walrus in white women's workwear where we will waken wonderful, wacky, writings with walls of whales willing worthwhile wishes.

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