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Date Posted: 21:00:37 01/22/01 Mon
Author: giovanni mazzapanook
Subject: The Truth about the loser

You think you know a friend of mine You may knoy him as "Tommy" but I assure he's not. I'm sorry that I have to reveal his true identity, but the truth must be told. Here is the truth. "Tommy" was born Milton Schwiensberg in the town of Newark, New Jersey, to a family of african americans in the year 1972. It was there that he discovered he had a dark side. One day Milton "Tommy" was headimg towards his grandmothers house for a day of family fun and feasting. When he arrived at his grandmothers house he had to use the bathroom. It was then that things took a turn for the worse. Miltons little cousin Jamal, burst in the door and took a picture of his dong! Milton thought to chase the boy, but realized he couldn't stop once he started because it stings. He finally finished his trip down the yellow river and went down stairs to eat his favorite meal, chitlins and grits. But, as he made his way down the steps, he heard laughter. He reached the last step and found all of his family pointing and laughing at The Picture! He ran for it but they pulled it away. He knew the picture MUST NOT ever reach the outside world, so he killed his original black family, colored himself white, and changed his name to Tommy Avallone. However, sometimes, when the moon is full and the planets are alligned you can hear laughter in the disatnce, and whispers of the words "Baby Cock". And that my friends is the truth about "Tommy"
Giovanni Mazzapanook
P.S. If you believe this you're stupider and more pathetic than I am. Thankyou and Godbless.

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