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Date Posted: 11:02:26 02/11/08 Mon
Author: Jojito
Subject: Re: pokemon humor
In reply to: Scottish Inquisition 's message, "Re: pokemon humor" on 21:51:58 12/09/07 Sun

>>>Prof.Oak was busy on the phone
>>>
>>>Prof.Oak-where is my mail order bride
>>>
>>>Voice on the other line-Sorry Sir you gotta be 35 or
>>>younger in order to get a mail order bride
>>>
>>>Prof.Oak- What dod you say young boy
>>>
>>>Voice on the other side- i'am slowly hanging up
>>>
>>>Just then there was an Beep
>>>
>>>Prof.Oak-MuthaFucka
>>>
>>>Prof.Oak then went outside
>>>
>>>Unfortunate for him a bus was speeding by and hit him
>>>somehow he came out unharmed
>>
>>>Meanwhile Brock and Dawn were wearing hip-hop
>clothing
>>
>>>Dawn-What up homeboi?
>>
>>>Ash's Chimchar-WTF?
>>
>>>Brock-Yeah homie this ain't my usual means but at
>>least i put the bread on the table
>>
>>>Ash's Chimchar slowly backs away then runs away
>
>>>Meanwhile Jessie James and Meowth were busy eating
>Pizza
>
>>>Jessie-This tastes good
>
>>>Wobbuffet popped ot of his pokeball
>
>>>Jessie-Get back in the ball now
>
>>>Wobbuffet-No!
>
>>>Jessie-What the Eff did you just say?
>
>>>Wobbuffet-Look you dumb Idiot i ain't gonna be
>pushed around by some skinny twig ok
>
>>>Jessie-Why you little
>
>>>Jessie then strangled Wobbuffet
>
>>>James->_>
>
>>>Meowth-Maybe if Jessie would strangle Biff like that
>our problems would be over
>
>>>Butch-The name is butch not biff you Dumbnuts
>
>>>Jame's Carnivine was busy putting on makeup
>
>>>Carnivine-Who Loves you babeh?
>
>>> Meowth-Only people who are stupid
>
>>> An anger cross appeared on Carnivine's forehead
>
>>> Carnivine angrily-If i wanted an opinion from an
>Ass i would listen to my butt ok
>>>Paul-Um Gliscor why did you take my boxers out of my closet?
>>>Gliscor-Because I wanted to play keep-away with them
>>>-Paul-O_O
>>>Weavile-Ah-ha
>>>Honchkrow-Paul should i get the tazer?
>>>Paul-I don't think a tazer would bother Gliscor that much
>>>-Honchkrow-Oh Yeah
>>>Paul-anyways my brother Reiji called me i have to go over to the Pokemon Center
>>>Gliscor-Why?
>>>Paul-He got his head stuck in the toilet while trying to make out with Gardenia
>>>Magmar-XD

>>>Meanwhile Ash and Co were busy walking through the forest in order to get to Pastoria City
>>>Dawn-How long before we get there
>>>Ash-A Long time
>>>Dawn-My feet hurt
>>>Ash-We were only walking for Two minutes
>>>Dawn-Oh ok let us---------Oh my god ash watch out for the carniverous Whismur
>>>Ash was about to be mauled by two whismurs but dawn pushed him out of the way
>>>Ash-Thanks Dawn
>>>Dawn-Your welcome
>>>Carlito-That's Not Cool?
>>>Ash-If you spit apple in my face so help me god you'll be sitting in a wheelchair for life
>>>Dawn-O_O
>>>Ash's Gligar-Eeeeeeeep
>>>Ambipom-Sweeeeeeeeeeeep
>>>Piplup-Unimpressive

Meanwhile Butch And Cassidy were busy investigating some ruins.

Butch-The boss send us to these ruins located in veilstone city if we get the sacred penis of anubia maybe we will get promoted

Cassidy's Sableye-No you think?

Cassidy then ignored Sableye and send out her Granbull

Granbull-What da ya want? i was busy dreaming about Scoring with this Granbull named Vincenzo

Butch-Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh No comment

Cassidy-Find us the penis of arubia ok

Granbull-Fine

Granbull then ran up ahead

Cassidy-I need an aspirin

Granbull ran back

Granbull-I found it

The boss appeared out of nowhere

Giovanni-WooT you found me the penis of anuba now i can score some Hot filipino chicks

Giovanni then ran out of the ruins Screaming Loser

Cassidy-That was pathetic

Butch-Yeah if my shuckle had the penis of anuba he could score some hot Shuckle girls in a bikini

Shuckle-Damn Straight

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