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Date Posted: 16:33:21 06/03/08 Tue
Author: The masked killer
Subject: I stole this chapter from a funny story off FF.net!

Drew and Adriane were walking together on the beach, as they continued to walk along the shore, Adriane spotted a phone booth. “Hey, Drew, I need to make a quick phone call, you don’t mind do you?”

“Sure, why not? It not like I care.” Drew muttered, while casually placing his hands in his pocket.

“Oh, many thanks, Drew.” Adriane squeaked, while running over to the phone booth. “I promise it won’t take long.” Adriane entered the phone booth and started dialing a number on the phone.

A huge building was sat in the middle of an island, the Red Gyarados, that Ash & Brock saw, flew all the way to build and landed behind it. Inside the building was a whole lot of peoples, these peoples were walking around the compound, they were all wearing tight tights and had small capes

A man with red hair sat in a huge chair, with a Dragonite right next to him. This man was the leader of the strange group of peoples, he also wore a cape, but his was longer than the others. Suddenly the phone next to him started to rang. “Hm. I wonder this could be?” the man muttered, while reaching out the phone. “Hello, who is this?” said the man.

“OI, Great Dragon Master, Adriane, Rank B commander, reporting in." Adriane said.

"Alright, go ahead..." the man said.

"I’ve found another coordinator worthy of your new coordinator only world, I assure you, master, this coordinator is at topnotch condition, his addition to you would greatly increase your already limitless power.” Adriane said, while turning to Drew.

“Hm…Interesting, what is the name of this coordinator?” the man said, back into the phone.

“I know you heard of him before, he’s already famous among coordinators. His name is Drew, he made it all the way to the Hoenn & Kanto Grand Festivals.” Adriane said, boasting about Drew’s past achievements

“Hm. Yes. I’ve heard and seen Drew in action before. I was quite impress with his coordinating skill.” the man said, smirking sinisterly.” Alright, I trust your choice, Adriane, you are one my top Admin, go ahead and began with the initiation at once. It should be easy, you are his opposite sex, after all.”

“Oh, thank you so much, master, I promise you, I won’t let the decision you just made go in vein.” said Adriane.

“Oh, you better, because if you fail this, then you’re finish.” the man said, as he hung the phone up.

“Y-Yes, sir.” Adriane muttered, putting the phone back on the hook. She then turned to Drew, and sighed. “Alright, Drew, it’s just me and you now.” she muttered, while walking outta the booth.

Drew watched, as Adriane slowly walk toward him. “So, what’s up? You’re finish with you phone call now, when are we going to start my extra training, Adriane?” he said, while casually walking over to her.

Adriane didn’t answer she just blushed a little, while making no kind of eye contact with him. “Uh…Are you okay?” he then looked over to the phone booth. “Who was that you were talking to early?”

“Drew, don’t you see?” Drew then turned back to him. “You’re already strong, you don’t need my training, you already know everything you need to be a power coordinator.” Adriane said, smiling.

“Huh? I-I don’t understand. So, why did you say I had a lot to learn, if there wasn’t nothing wrong with my coordinating skill?.” Drew then noticed that she was beginning to come closer to him. “W-What is it, is something the matter?” he asked, nervously.

“Don’t worry, Drew, you‘ll about to understand everything in just a moment..” Adriane just smiled, while pulling Drew close to her. “I’m about to make you more powerful…” she then closed her eyes, started kissing him in the lips, passionately.

“Urm…Urm…Wh-What’re you…doing…I-I…Uh…I-I‘m feeling a little…” Drew murmured, trying to catch his breath, he also was beginning to lose consciousness.

Adriane hugged Drew and muttered in his ear. “Don’t fight it, Drew, just let it happen…I know you‘re enjoying this.” she said, as she started back kissing him.

Meanwhile, at the Knot Island Pokemon Center.

Ash, May, Brock, Croagunk, and Nurse Joy were all standing outside of the Pokemon Center’s front door. Nurse Joy was over by Brock trying to revive him from another Poison Jab by the hands of Croagunk. “Just hold on, Brock, I’ll have you back on your feet in no time.” she said, while pouring her homemade remedy into Brock’s mouth.

May was standing by Ash, staring at both Brock and Nurse Joy. “Um…Ash, is it me or does it seems that Nurse Joy is really interested in Brock?” she said, while turning back to Ash.

Ash just shrugged, nonchalantly. “Eh? Maybe, but it not like I care.” he then walked past May and over to Nurse Joy, Brock and Croagunk. “Hey, how long will this take, Nurse Joy?” he rudely said, standing over her.

Nurse Joy turned and faced Ash. “Oh, Ash, that’s very compassionate of you. I’m glad that you’re concerned about my well-being, but I think we should heal Brock first, you know, before the poison spread throughout his body.” she smiled.

“Man, forget, Brock, I’m pretty sure he’ll back up on his feet in no time. He’s been stabbed with Poison Jab lots of time and for some strange reason he’s still living.” Ash then looked over to Croagunk and said. “Croagunk, get Brock up, I don’t have time to worry about him. C‘mon, I don‘t have all day ya know.” he then walked away from them.

Nurse Joy just stood there staring at him. “Um…O-Okay.” she said staring to her feet. “I guess I’ll leave him in your care, Croagunk.” Nurse Joy said, while looking at both Croagunk and Brock. She then ran behind Ash.

“Uh…My back…” Brock moaned, while slowly regaining consciousness. “W-What’s going on?” he then held his mouth. “Oh, shit, I’m about to lose it.” he then turned around and vomited all over the ground.

Brock then heard Ash’s voice. “Hurry up, and get Brock, Croagunk.”

“Huh?” Brock muttered, while wiping the crap off his mouth. “What is he talking about?” Suddenly, he felt somebody grabbing his legs. “What the?!” he then looked down and saw Croagunk, she was staring at him. “C-Croagunk…W-What are you d-doing?”

Croagunk just stood, staring at Brock, with the poison sac on its face inflating and deflating “Croa…Croa…”

“Uh…Croagunk?” muttered a mystified Brock.

“CROAGUNK!” Suddenly, Croagunk lifted Brock up off the ground by his legs, and slammed him into the ground, she then started running behind Ash and others, while dragging Brock all throughout the hard ground.

“S-Stop it, Croagunk! I CAN WALK ON MY OWN!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!” shrieked Brock, as he tried to free himself from Croagunk’s grasp. “This is so not funnnnnnnnyyyyyy!!!!!!!”

Ash, May, and Nurse Joy finally made it into Knot Island’s famous grassy area. Many Wild Pokemon could be seen scurrying around the field. Bidoofs, Aipoms, Sandshrews, Electrikes. A whole bunch of Field Group Pokemon.

“So, Nurse Joy, is this the same path you took, when you were following Celio that day?” May said, looking around the grassy field.

“Yes, May, if we keep on moving, we’ll eventually find Celio and whoever he’s cheating on me with…snivel…” Nurse Joy whimpered.

“No, don’t talk like that, Nurse Joy, I have no doubt in my mind that Celio isn’t cheating on you.” May said. “For one reason, Blissey is with him. And I know for a fact, Blissey wouldn’t let Celio do that, it does belong to you, right? So it must feel the same way as you do.” May tried her best to make Nurse Joy feel a little more at ease.

“Blab, blab, blab. Nurse Joy’s drama for ya momma… Can we continued with this insignificant, unwanted, expedition, folks?” Ash griped, while walking passed Nurse Joy and May.

May just rolled her eyes, while sighing, annoyingly. “Ash, you use to be so caring in the past, but now your just a big, unhappy, jerk…” she then grabbed Nurse Joy. “C’mon, Nurse Joy, before Mister Gumpypants blows his top.”

“Oh, don’t worry about him, May. I understand that he’s annoyed…I have been complaining about Celio for the longest, now.” Nurse Joy said, while walking next to May. “I’m just assuming that he’s cheating, I’m not even sure if he’s really be unfaithful with me.”

May just smiled. “Nurse Joy, you’re just too kind. Somebody like you don’t deserve to go through some much turmoil. I just want to help you, and prove to you that Celio‘s not a cheater.”

Nurse Joy’s eyes were beginning to become all watery. “OH, MAY!” she then grabbed and gave her a huge bear hug. “You truly are my best friend. Snivel…I wouldn’t know what to do, if it wasn’t for you, Ash, and Brock.”

May then started looking around. “Speaking of Brock…Where is he?” Nurse Joy just shrugged.

Croagunk was laughing, while still dragging Brock all throughout the forest. “C-Croagunk…P-Please…For the love of god…STOP!” Suddenly Brock noticed that they weren’t moving anymore. “Wha…You-You actually listened to me?”

Brock then lifted his head up and saw Croagunk staring at a strange looking Happiny. “Whoa…I never seen a brown Happiny before.” The Happiny turned around, it was wearing glasses. “What the…It’s wearing glasses???”

“Happinnnny!!!!” Happiny cried, while running and diving inside a bush.

“That’s strange…Why would a Happiny need glasses.” Brock pondered, he then looked up and saw a tent not too far from where they were standing. “Hey, isn’t that…” he then bent down at Croagunk. “Croagunk, do you see that tent, too?” Croagunk just rolled her eyes.

“ERR…That’s it! I’ve had just about ENOUGH of your behavior, Croagunk!” Brock yelled, while putting hand up to his head. Croagunk looked at Brock and rolled her eyes again. “AHHHH! Dammit!” Brock yelled, while angrily ripping his shirt off.

Croagunk looked at Brock‘s upper-body, he was unexpectedly muscular. “Croooo?!” said Croagunk, while looking strangely at Brock.

“I’M YOU’RE TRAINER, CROAGUNK!” Brock yelled, loudly, while flexing his huge muscles. “You suppose to listen to me, not ASH!” Brock was looked at Croagunk, with an extremely angry expression on his face. But instead of beginning intimidated, Croagunk jabbed Brock right in his stomach with Poison Jab. “UHHHH…why…?!?” he groaned, while turning back to regular puny self.

“Croahohohoho…” Croagunk chuckled, while dragging Brock toward the tent.

Ash, May, and Nurse Joy were still walking through the path, when they all noticed a Happiny lying on the ground. “Uh. It’s that same weird Happiny I saw last time.” she gasped.

“Seriously?” Ash said, while slowly approaching the Happiny. “Well, it’s brown, that’s not normal for a Happiny.” Nurse Joy and May stood there watching, as Ash walked over to Happiny. “What…The?” Ash had a weird expression on his face, while staring at the Happiny.

“What is it, Ash!” hollered May.

“This…Happiny…I-It… It has human hair.” Ash replied.

“What?!” Both Joy and May, said in unison.

Suddenly, Ash noticed that the Happiny was beginning to run away from him. “Hey, where are you going?!” Ash shouted, watching as the Happiny dived inside some bushes. “Damn…” he was just about to run behind it, but he noticed the tent. “Hey, guys, check this out…” he said, calling out to the two girls.

As Nurse Joy and May started to run over to Ash, they quickly noticed the tent, too. “Hey, what’s that?” said May, looking at Nurse Joy.

“I don’t know. I never seen it before.” Nurse Joy said back. “It must just been recently built, strange. It must be where Celio go to stay after doing field research all day.” she smiled.

“Whatever it is, we need to go and check it out, pronto.” Ash said, while looking at Nurse Joy and May. They nodded in agreement.

Ash, May, and Nurse Joy quickly made it to the tent, they saw Croagunk and Brock, who was lying on the ground, all purple from being poisoned, standing at the front door.

“Eheheh.” Ash snickered, while walking and staring down at Brock. “Damn, Brock, you’ve been getting stabbed a lot, since we came to the Sevii Islands…”

“Uh…Uh…I-I f-fucking h-hate you…” Brock murmured, while gasping for air.

Ash just shook his head. “You look a mess, dude.” he then chuckled, while turning Nurse Joy. “Hey, Nurse Joy, give him some help, before he suffocates.”

Nurse Joy quickly healed Brock with her Berry remedy. “You should be okay now, Brock.” Nurse Joy smiled.

“NURSE JOY!!!” Brock hollered, while sitting up straight, he was heading right for her, but Croagunk jumped on his head, bring the both of them on the ground. “Get off me, Croagunk, I want to thank, Nurse Joy.”

Nurse Joy smiled. “Don’t worry about it, Brock.” she then looked over to the door. “C’mon, everybody, let’s get to the bottom of this.” said a serious Nurse Joy.

Ash and the others walked over to the door, when they got all the way there, they immediately heard voices coming from behind the door. “Sshh…I think I can hear something…” Nurse Joy muttered.

“Oh, baby, I love you…Uh…Just like that…That felt so good…” muttered the first voice, which was a male. “I love sticking my…” but a gust of strong wind suddenly blew by and Ash and the others couldn’t hear what he said. “Pouch is so warm and cozy…”

“What the?!” Ash said, while looking at the others. “Did he say pouch? What the hell does that mean?”

May just shrugged. “Who knows.” she then looked over to Nurse Joy. “Nurse Joy, are you okay?”

“Uh…T-That was Celio…I know his voice from anywhere.” Nurse Joy whimpered.

“I’m so sorry, Nurse Joy, I guess you were right about Celio…” May said, looking at Nurse Joy.

“I-I knew it! I knew he was cheating on me.” she then started to cry, while burying her head in Ash’s chest.

“Uh…It’s okay?” Ash nervously said, while rubbing Nurse Joy’s red hair.

The same voice then started back talking. “When I finally finish my research, baby, I want you to elope with me, I’ll use a Round Stone for your wedding ring.”

When Nurse Joy heard that, she started to cry even louder. “AHH…Dammit! You’re gonna break my eardrums…” Ash said, covering his ears.

“How horrible. I can’t believe Celio.” said a highly disappointed May.

“That’s it!” Brock shouted angrily. “I stands all I could stands and I can‘t stands no more! I just can‘t stand here and let Nurse Joy cry her eyes out.” Brock then walked over to the door. “KIYAHHHHH!!!!” he shrieked, kicking the door off its hinges. “How could you do this to Nurse Joy?! You dirty, muthafuc…Whaaaaaah…” Brock couldn’t believe what he was seeing, as he stood in the doorway.

Ash and the other ran over to Brock. “What’s wrong, Brock?” asked May. Brock pointed forward. “Huh?” May turned her head and saw Celio and Blissey lying inside a bed having sex with each other, you could see Celio‘s skinny, naked body inside Blissey‘s pouch. “Oooh…God…” she said, while turning her head.

“Dude…WTF?!?” Ash muttered. Even Croagunk was thunderstruck, as she stared at Celio and then at Blissey.

Nurse Joy stood in the doorway, dumbstruck, as she stared at Celio and her Blissey. “Oh my god, Celio! You’ve been cheating on me with my Blissey?!”

Celio wrapped himself in blanket, as he quickly got outta bed. “Baby, baby, baby, I-I can explain. B-Baby, please, baby please…” he stammered, while running over to Nurse Joy. “I-I swear to god, we didn’t do anything.”

Nurse Joy looked and saw a pack of condoms laying on dresser. “We’ll see, Celio!” she said, while stomping over to the condom.

“B-Baby. W-Where are you going?!” Celio stammered, watching Nurse Joy.

Nurse Joy walked over to the condom, the pack had a picture of Dugtrio on them and the condoms their selves were shaped like Digletts. “If you’re telling the truth, there should be three condoms inside here.”

Nurse Joy then pulled out the first condom. “Diglett, Dig!” cried the condom. “So far, so good.” she said, looking at him. “Diglett, Dig!” cried the second condom. “Hm. Alright now for the last one.” You could see Celio sweating like hell in the background.

Nurse Joy then went to pulled out the third one, but there was none left inside. “You disgusting, bastard!” she shrieked, while throwing the pack at him. “If the third one was in there, the pack would of said ’Trio, Trio, Trio.” she said, balding up her fist, while pacing the ground.

“Baby, calm down, you’re just overacting, I swear…We…” Celio then noticed how Ash and the others were looking at him. “Uh…Um…”

Nurse Joy just glared at him. “Those weird Happinys, those are you and Blissey’s, aren‘t they?!” Celio nodded, sheepishly. “You bastard!” she then went to punch him, but suddenly a Safeguard came up, protecting him from any damage. “Huh?”

Nurse Joy turned and saw that it was Blissey doing it. “Blissey?!” she said, angrily, while walking over to her. “You…WHORE!” she then slapped the ‘shit’ outta Blissey.

Blissey’s left cheek was all red, as she stared, shocked, at Nurse Joy. “Blissey!!!” she cried, slapping Nurse Joy back.

“Uhh…H-How dare you?!” Nurse Joy then slapped Blissey back.

“Damn…Jerry Springer, anyone…” Ash said, watching as Blissey and Nurse Joy slapped each other back on forth.

Blissey just got through slapping Nurse Joy, which sent her staggering backward. “You know what, Celio?!” she said, glaring at him. “You’re not even worth fighting over. I’m already in love with somebody else.”

“No, baby! Don’t leave me! Please! Look, I’m sorry! I know I need some counseling! Dammit! I’m sleeping with a Pokemon!!!!” Blissey gasped, loudly, as she stared at Celio. Blissey then walked over to Celio and jacked him up. “What’re you doing?!” she then started to viciously slapping him around with Double Slap.

Ash then noticed that Nurse Joy was walking toward him and Brock. “H-Hey, man, sh-she walking toward us.” Ash stammered, nervously.

“Yeah. I know.” Brock smirked, while spraying…that stuff, that makes your breath smell better, in his mouth.

Nurse Joy smiled, as she walked over to both boys. “I-I loved you since the first time I laid my eyes on you, you might be a bit odd at sometime, but I think I’ll be able to grow old with you.” she then started to slowly bend her head down, while puckering up her lips.

“Baby, I feel the same way.” Brock said, while puckering up his lips. “Lay it on me.”

Ash noticed that Nurse Joy was bending down toward him. “What the?!” shrieked Ash. “G-Get away from me, you’re like twice my age! AHHHHH!”

Brock lips were still puckered up, when he noticed, he wasn’t getting any lip action. “Huh?” he then turned and saw Nurse Joy tongue kissing Ash in the mouth. “What? What? WHAT?!?” May just stood there, flabbergasted.

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