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Date Posted: 15:23:49 11/10/02 Sun
Author: leodude
Subject: Judge eddy part 1 0f 5

Eddy Gordo comes in he falls in and lands on Unknown who is mimicking Nina
Unknown:ow!
Eddy:d'oh

Voice:this is the plaintiff Jessie jessieson she is suing her boss Giovanni for $1200.43 the cost for her manicure, she is cute
Jessie:thanks
Voice:this is the defendant Giovanni, he says jessie has a stinky ass, he is accused of ass licking
Eddy:so you sue this guy youse a call giovanni???
Jessie:english please your honor!!
Eddy: ha ha
Jessie;yes i am suing him he ruined my manicure
Giovanni:jessie jessieson has a smelly ass
eddy looks in giovanni's direction
Eddy:you idiot!!!
Giovanni:bring it on grandpa
EDDy; i ain't old i am 27
Giovanni:shut up you hobo
Edy:does my handsomeness bother you defendant??
Giovanni:yes you're honor
Eddy; too bad, ok back to our case so you're suing this twerp for 1200.43 cents
Jessie:yep he ruined my f*** it manicure
Eddy: do you kiss meowth with that mouth??
Jessie:no, and how you know him??
Eddy; talking about speaking english, ok now let me see those nails
Eddy; oh my gosh this is the day i marry Anna!!!
Jessie:you should think about a proposal you're honor
Eddy: don't tell me what to do i'am Eddy Rolf Gordo
Jessie looks at the judge with a sad look on her face
Jessie: i never knew that mr honor
Eddy:ok so you sue this fiend for 1200.43 cents so you get it jessie
Jessie:thanks my freind!!!
Giovanni:ass licker!!!
Eddy:take this twerp out panda and Bruce
a panda bear, and a brown skinned guy take him out he kicks them they let go
Panda:you steal pokemon!!


now to a commercial,Announcer:sick and tired of eating flaky old pastries, then get dung pastries, they are feeled with fresh manure from the manure field ,to taste a free tasty sample call 1-800 355 i am completely grossed out announcer man

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