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Date Posted: 08:29:59 10/19/04 Tue
Author: Brockspie
Subject: everything makes me smile

Ash is in the kitchen holding up an electricity bill which reads $7000.00 he is also drinking soda
Ash-how did our electric bill become $7000
May-well back in hoenn our electric bills are $1250
Ash-i didn't ask for your life story!
May-hmmmm. well did pikachu have something to do with this?
Ash-no your wrong
he then runs out of his house in his pajamas screaming
Max-May where is Ash?
May- uh i do not know
Brock then comes out of bed with an lovey dovey look on his face
Brock-Nurse Joy stay with me.
May-is there an off switch on this thing
Max-Ash?
Ash then comes back in and is still screaming maniacally.he then licks brock's face
Ash then dresses into his usual clothes
Ash-My mama is Gone!
Mrs.Ketchum-Young Man i need to have a word with you?
Ash giggling-Yes Mrs.Mama?
Mrs.Ketchum- come here
he then goes into the lving room where an angry Delia is looking at him
Delia-our electricity bill is $7000 care to explain to me?
Ash- well i was playing my video game for 20 hours
Delia -you are grounded young man no video games for an week
Ash-but my vidoe games are my life. me without video games is like Seigfrried without his Roy or Shrek without his Fiona
Shrek then falls through the ceiling
Shrek-oh uh wrong show
he then goes thorugh the ceiling
Delia-Well i have to have more discipline . Prof.Birch told me so
Ash-Mom if Prof.Birch told you to jump off the Brooklyn Bridge would you do it?
Delia-you son of a bleep
Ash-but mom i have an perfect explanation
Delia-zip it
Ash-but M-
Delia-zip it zip it good
Brock Max and May giggle
Ash-but Mom let me ex-
Delia-www.zipitgood.com
Ash-But Mom---
Delia-zip it and throw away the key
Brock May and Max giggle.Ash turns to glare at them
Ash-But Mother----
Delia-Shut the hell up

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