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Date Posted: 18:22:03 06/12/06 Mon
Author: ???
Subject: Pokewar

What is happening: Pokemon have invaded USA and are having war with the humans

You: You are Spartan 117 (Master Chief from halo)

Your mission: Destroy their leader Pikachu

Bad Thing: you are outnumbered and would probably be killed

Good Thing: their leader,Pikachu,is a pascifist homosexual
that would rather hug you than shoot you

Enemies:Clefairy,Bulbasaur,Ash

You entered the building and picked up a smg
you see 3 damn clefairy and shoot them in thier cocks
making yellow and red liquids burst out.
You see a bulbasaur with a bomb on its back,You threw a plasma grenade at its ass.
BOOM!!!!!
You go up the lift.
You see Ash running all over the place.
you quickly take a magnum and shot him 3 times
in the head,heart,and cock
you enter a room with pikachu in it
Pikachu says pika while while you aim a magnum at its head
and BANG!!!
ash comes in the room with blood all over him and says:"I dont belive it, you killed pikachu!! for that, your gonna DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!"
you quickly throw a grenade at ash and kill him

You return to base and USA is saved

The end

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