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Date Posted: 23:13:18 02/06/03 Thu
Author: N'Sam
Subject: Re: HAIKU
In reply to: Mona-*pOp* star 's message, "Re: HAIKU" on 19:50:33 02/06/03 Thu

I like the haiku Dave
here are some of those spam ones I was talking about
apparaently this is a pretty big thing on the net
these arent mine, they're by a famous spamkuist, named Hume:

Old man seeks doctor:
"I eat SPAM daily," he says
ANGIOPLASTY

Highly unnatural,
The tortured shape of this "food"
...A small pink coffin.

Cube of cold pinkness
Yellow specks of porcine fat
Give me a spork, please

Pink tender morsel,
Glistening with salty gel.
What the hell is it?

Ears, snouts and innards,
A homogeneous mass--
Pass another slice.

Pink beefy temptress
I can no longer remain
Vegetarian

Ah SPAM and writing... Good times

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