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Date Posted: 08:18:14 03/19/04 Fri
 whatever side you sit on, you'll get it...



Two families move from Iraq to America.
When they arrive, the fathers make each other a bet -- in a year's time,
whichever family has become more American will win.

A year later when they meet again the first guy says, "My son's playing baseball,
I had McDonald's for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud for tonight.
How about you?"

The second guy says, "Fuck you, towelhead!"
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