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Date Posted: 23/12/09 11:59:14am
Author: John Smith
Subject: Happy Xmas

Wishing all the JA members a happy xmas, I know you will be sat around struming guitars and belting out "I believe in Jesus" and then as Stanton used to do commanding the evils spirits that have engulfed the rest of humanity at this time of year to begone (Honestly you people are deluded).

One year I got a football from a grandparent as a present, one of the leaders was so jealous and insecure of a piece of leather he stabbed it with a knife then rebuked me for having a demon of competativeness ha ha this is soooo funny

Beloved do you want to be saved? then join the Jesus People "We will cast out your demons"-translated we will take all your wordly possesions and burn them if you have a house we will sell and spend the money on wasters.

"We will make you a disciple" - Translated as you will live in community you will be asigned a shepherd and a caring brother who will belittle you and break you down until you are an emotional wreck, you're confidence will be smashed and everything you do will have to be checked by the leaders.
You won't be able to go out, meet outside friends,miss a prayer time,eat confectionary other than FDC food, flirt with women, watch sport,play sport, watch TV,you're relatives will be cast aside and you will be told that if you leave or join another church you will burn in eternal fire!!!!

"You will however have to" attend all meal times, attend all meetings,train to become a leader,(Unless you're female then basicaly you become a dog) never have any time of your own, get a job in one of their business's and pay all your money into the Common purse (Then if you want some you must ask your leader).
Your body will become tired and because you can't do any sport you will be either fat and ugly or skinny and ugly.

If your a woman then you become whats known as a sister-translated as a rag dog, you will encouraged to wash smelly socks clean toilets and become subserveant to men, you have no rights and if you want to date a guy you have to wait to be asked, you can't look after yourself, no make up, perfume,hair removal plastic surgery (Gok Wan and harley street would make millions over night)!!

So if you are a member or if you are considering being one this is how it was last year and this is how it will be next year...................naf naf naf naf
It's a cop out for wasters who have no direction in life, people who have given up, people who are of unstable minds, this is when the disciples pounce and drag you back in their colourful buses and beging the whole process of breaking you down untill you actually believe that you are right and the rest of us are possesed by the devil.

So happy Christmas enjoy your cold soup and agape meal and don't forget 2010 will be exactly the same drip drap and uterly soul destroying !!!!

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