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Date Posted: 15:19:29 10/04/02 Fri
Author: Queen of Darkness, Feeling the Hate
Subject: Here's what I hate!
Yeah, that damn access road! What a piece of shit! I had to get my car fixed because there's so many damn pot holes!
I hate those stupid Rope Guys! They SUCK! Bunch of untalented bastards with the dumb rope! I want to hit them with all the metal behind the booth!
And Opera guy, aka Willy the Warbler, aka Obnoxious Bastard. What a hack! He's mega creepy, sings like there's a pole up his ass and has a sign in his hat that says "Tips $10!" Can you believe the audacity? Ugh. And he asked me for a ride? I'm not gonna give this guy a ride. No way. He wants me to pick up his non car driving ass. Sorry folks. He's skeevy.
The privvies. Nasty Nasty Nasty! We have new flush toilets, but nobody knows where they are! It's like the Bermuda Privvy Triangle. Ewwww.
The joust field. God DAMN! That smell of horse poop in the morning sucks! And the DUST! Jesus! I gotta get a new job! I hate that stuff.
Referring to faires as Faire. i.e. "When I was at Faire." Don't know why, but it bothers the crap out of me.
The opinions stated here are not the opinions of the New England Renaissance Faire ComplaintsBoard. They are the opinions of one Amy Sheridan, who's getting out the hate before she heads down to the faire this weekend.
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Re: Here's what I hate! -- Tried to Sh*t, 15:33:55 10/04/02 Fri
I found the fabled flushies, an avg. man can not turn around with the door closed and hoop skits - fugedaboutit
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Re: Here's what I hate! -- Frank, 15:51:15 10/04/02 Fri
Hey!
You guys who are still working at the faire (or still working at faire, for the retarded among you) can't hate anything about the faire (or about faire, for the reres).
Everything is perfect there and everyone is incredibly talented and nothing is wrong.
Only us disgruntled former employees who hate the faire (or hate faire, for the brain dead) since Ryann Bailey destroyed the magic can express their hate of all things faire. (I think you can say it that way, even if you have a brain)
So, while it is totally illegal for you to hate the faire (or hate faire for those with their heads up their ass) and you are probably just one of us in disguise, welcome aboard the hate wagon!
And have a great weekend at faire
(D'uh, look at me. I'm playing with my own feces and saying "faire" without any article beforehand)
Frank
who doesn't wreck his car anymore trying to beat Amy to his parking space
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Re: Here's what I hate! -- Lionel Twain, 17:07:17 10/04/02 Fri
I also hate it when people at a faire say "I am at faire"
Unless you are Charlie Chan, or Fu Manchu or Sydney Wang- use your goddam articles!
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Re: Here's what I hate! -- Dick Charleston, 17:23:50 10/04/02 Fri
My god !!! Someone else out there who remembers "Murder by Death"? I was going to make a similar post but I thought it was too obscure so I simply kept lurking instead. I hate when that happens ! No wonder I can't remember things like my social security number, my brains full of all this crap !
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Re: Here's what I hate! -- Paul Ruggeri, 17:22:03 10/04/02 Fri
Wow... you guys make Hitler, Saddam Hussein, Osama Bin Laden, The Ayatollah Komeini, Darth Vader, Ming the Merciless, Sauron the Dark Lord and Andy Dick all seem like a bunch of simpering pussies.
I can say pussies, right? This IS the hate board...
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Re: Here's what I hate! -- jp o' hate, 19:56:36 10/04/02 Fri
you can say 'pussies', just don't say 'simpering'.
I HATE that word.
and 'panties'. I hate that word too.
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Re: Here's what I hate! -- Dick Tripter, 12:23:32 10/08/02 Tue
"Panties" is my favorite word in the whole English language, next to "free beer". KRFU!!!
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Re: Here's what I hate! -- True, 00:08:57 10/05/02 Sat
Awwww come on, it's a collective term...going to faire is like going to church. Let's face it, faire is as close to religion as some of us get ;)
Cheers,
True
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Re: Here's what I hate! -- Lionel Twain, 02:01:32 10/05/02 Sat
It's A moose ,onTHE wall!
and it's" going to THE faire"
and "THE faire is as close"
Anymore talk like that and I vote a third forum be created
and if the faire is your religion,you are definitely on the wrong board
We on this board freakin' hate the faire and everyone who does it, and yet we can't get enough of it
it's like heroin
or a skanky prostitute-even though every time you visit, you get f*cked , you feel sick when you think about it
peace and love, fellow citizens of the big blue marble!
LT
P.S. you suck
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Re: Here's what I hate! -- Craftywench, 11:59:23 10/06/02 Sun
I hate reading the freakin posts on this board and shooting scalding hot coffee out of my nose,
and I hate Frank too,
and I hate this board,
and I hate kissing ass so I can post with the cool people.
Heather
btw, Dave where's Part III already??? I hate waiting for sequels...
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Re: Here's what I hate! -- Dave, 15:49:32 10/06/02 Sun
I hate f*cking typing
that's why I haven't posted part III
and I know some people who are just gonna HATE the rest of the story
the rest of us will laugh and dance in the streets
Dave
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Re: Here's what I hate! -- True, 15:51:45 10/06/02 Sun
So must you attend THE church (does anyone know where that one is?). I guess the pigs didn't go to market after all...they had to have gone to THE market ;)
Cheers,
True
P.S. I hate ppl who correct grammar...oh wait I'm dating one!!! Aarrgghhh ;p
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Re: Here's what I hate! -- Frank, 08:45:31 10/07/02 Mon
Ok, you win.
From now on I'll say I'm going to faire.
Do you want to come with?
Most thinking people are waiting for me to finish that question with a pronoun, as in "Do you want to come with me?" or "Do you want to come with us?". Luckily, as with articles, you don't need no sinkin' pronouns.
Now have to get back work
might go faire weekend
care
fire good
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Re: Here's what I hate! -- True, 13:14:03 10/08/02 Tue
Sure, I'd love to go with ya (is that a word or am I still making words up?;) If go, come visit right faire *gryns*
Cheers,
True
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Re: Here's what I hate! -- hatemonger, 11:39:14 10/07/02 Mon
I 'hate' those that don't know their own language.
'Church' and 'market' were activities, held held at various placessuch as chapels, meeting houses very occasionaly a church building and cathedrals, and squares and at crosses respectively (not with respect, but in order of appearance).
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Re: Here's what I hate! -- Rob, 11:57:52 10/07/02 Mon
I hate people who can't stick to the point. The fact that some words function as both verbs and nouns has no bearing on whether or not one has to use an article preceding the above word in question. Your random tangent shows a distinct lack of focus on the relev...
Ooo, shiny...
*wanders vaguely towards cliffs*
- R
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Re: Here's what I hate! -- Frank, not sure he wants to know the answer, 12:12:05 10/07/02 Mon
Finish your goddamn sentence!
Wanders vaguely towards Cliff's what?
And it better not be Cliff's what-I-think-it-is, because I hate that even more than people who don't use articles or pronouns.
And how did Cliff get his whatever it is so shiny?
There are just too many unanswered questions.
I hate that.
But not as much as I hate the faire, with it's PC joust and people not using articles and the magic destroyed by You-Know-Who.
No, not Voldermort. Ryann Bailey! The other magic destroyer. And Dave copulater. You can bet nothing on Dave is as shiny as Cliff's whatever.
Although Dave does rub it a lot. A lot. So it should be shiny. Or worn down to a nub. One or the other.
Remember: Hate Faire
Fra
(I don't think I need to finish my name, since everyone thinks it's fine not to use articles and pronouns)
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Re: Here's what I hate! -- True, 13:09:23 10/08/02 Tue
A faire is not an activity held at various places? I didn't know that going to faire was not an activity...oh my!!! What have I been doing all these years?!?
I hate those that ~think~ they know "their" language and then miss the point completely and make typos ("held held"? ;p *g*) b/c of their frustration. I suppose you don't like shorthand either... *gryns*
Cheers,
True
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Re: Here's what I hate! -- King of Hate, 00:22:19 10/07/02 Mon
I hate.
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Re: Here's what I hate! -- Dick Tripter, 12:27:25 10/08/02 Tue
...therefore, you be.
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