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Date Posted: 07:39:24 10/09/02 Wed
Author: Gumby
Subject: Re: so Have you heard any good rumors lately..
In reply to: Frank 's message, "Re: so Have you heard any good rumors lately.." on 14:43:10 10/08/02 Tue

Fresh rumors? Hmmm. Now let me see.... Oh yeah. Smee and Blogg are rumored to be at CTRF along with Jojo the Great, Tom Foolery and Lady Faire (Notice: The name Lady Faire does in deed not require the definate article "The" else she would be referred to as Lady The Faire and that would make not sense at all. But then again, this has nothing to do with the fact that she is rumored to be playing at CTRF (ConnecticuT Renaissance Faire, again yet another name that does not require the definate article "The" but I'll leave that one alone) Instead this posting is designed to answer the accusations that people should hate me since that Loretta thing... No! the other Loretta thing. Sheesh would you people get your minds out of there. Your supposed to be haters not perverts!! Although the two do seem to go hand in hand. However that is not what I am here to address.

I am here to address the hate that many people seem to feel after reading my posts. First and foremost, I am flattered that people actually ready my posts and that I do not have to rely on some cheap...










NIPPLES!!











sexual reference just to keep your attention. Instead you feel it is important to read through my entire posting in order to gain a more insiteful understanding of the man you all refer to as...










Boobies!!










Gumby. Yes Gumby. Does anyone know what his real name is? Is that due to everyone's lack of friendship and love of the man we call...









Naked People!!









Gumby? Or is it just a gross oversite on everyone's behalf? Tonite we will open the floor....
AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!



(Mr. Gumby would like to appologize for the abrupt ending of his posting as having fallen through said open floor, he seems to have had all his fingers mysteriously broken eventhough he did land on top of a pile of mattresses. We are not holding the mattress manufacturers responsible for said broken fingers, instead we are now on the look out for a man Gumby merely refers to as "The Frank." If you happen to see this man, do not approach him. Instead just go on about your business hating him for mentioning the Loretta and Gumby thing... No! The other Loretta and Gumby thing. Sheesh you people... Inform the local authorities and they will proceed to hate him along with everyone else.)

Thank you for your cooperation.
Local I.H.Y.F. Guild #3957828347219348273592357
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