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Re: Hi Frank, What's up? -- King fo Hate, 14:28:58 09/25/02 Wed
Oh yeah,. I forgot what a big player Brian used to be. He would bone anything with tits. I mean just ask Ryann Bailey,.. but just not in front of David. Remember that time that Samantha begged him to go into the maze with her,. and he did her, twice and then swore him to silence, which lasted until the second scenario show,. which as you remember he would always be drunk and high on goofballs by then. Then he told us all about it in graphic detail. And then he went into the bushes to shoot up before his big number. Yeah,. he was an animal. I remember that one time he got so messed up that he disapeared one night, and we couldn't find him, and he snuck into Bonnie's trailer late at night and went through all her possesions and then did "things" to them,.. you know,.. "things",.. things with his pants down around his ankles. Remember that, I can't believe he told us all about it. And then he told David and Camembert about it and they ran to tell Bonnie, but luckily she didn't listen to them because she thought they were patrons. Geez. That place was great back then. Back then,. before Jami hated it so much,..
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Re: Hi Frank, What's up? -- Frank, 08:16:48 09/26/02 Thu
Ha ha ha ha! You wrote "King fo Hate" in your address! HA HA HA! What a maroon! Those steroids you take are really messin' with your brain, dude.
Also, I can't believe you said I shouldn't mention Brian boning Ryann in front of Dave. I mean, come on, she proved her love for Dave by marrying him, and now only occasionally sleeps with Brian.
I can't believe that I actually wrote that marriage is an expression of love. If she really wanted to prove her love she'd have said, "Our relationship is perfect. Let's never get married". But what can you expect from the woman who single-handedly destroyed the magic of King Richard's Faire.
More on that later,
Frank
Who never got boned by Brian
And by never, I mean only once or twice a day.
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Re: Hi Frank, What's up? -- King OF Hate, 10:25:32 09/26/02 Thu
Frank,. Frank,.. Frank,. I can't believe that you think it's ok to talk about Ryann sleeping with anything under the sun in front of Dave. Did you forget what a psycho he is. Remember that time he beat the hell out of Paul, his own brother, simply for kissing Ryann goodbye when he went to japan. And his injuries were so bad that he could only work for a couple weeks before they sent him home for medical emergencies. Dave almost killed him. I don't know where he learned to do full round-house kicks like that and when he picked Paul over his head and threw him into on-coming traffic I couldn't hear anything over Paul's screaming and screaming. It was amazing. And then Dave calmed down and he didn't remember anything. It was so freaky and he just kept muttering "poor mad Dave,. ain't never done a lick o' harm to no one" over and over again.
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Re: Hi Frank, What's up? -- Frank, 11:35:10 09/26/02 Thu
That "little unpleasantness" had less to do with Paul kissing Ryann goodbyr than it had to do with Dave overreacting to Paul's threat to kill Ryann because of the way she destroyed the magic that was King Richard's Faire, which we hate now, but mostly because of the way Ryann destroyed the magic there. But more on that later.
Don't you remember how Dave, in his berserker rage, kept yelling "You attack my family, you attack me!"? Which I thought at the time was pretty ironic since Dave was attacking Paul for (seemingly) attacking Ryann and Paul was Dave's family too, so in effect Dave was attacking himself.
I was also struck by the fact that Brian kept playing his game of "Had him, had him, had her, had 'em all", and Jami kept playing her game of "I'm leaving, I'm back" while Dave and Paul did their Cain and Abel routine. Remember? And then my wife called and said I had to come home, so I never saw when the EMT's came to scrape Paul of the street and gagged and everything because it was all so horrific. Remember?
That was awesome.
Frank
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Re: Hi Frank, What's up? -- King of Hate, 13:02:01 09/26/02 Thu
I keep forgetting about how Ryann destroyed the magic with her wicked ways. So you missed the ending. I'll fill you in as best as I can remember. Dave finished crippling Paul and then went to claim his prize (Ryann) but she was busy handing out fliers full of negative KRF publicity with her phone number on them for the guys. Then someone recognized Dave as the Pope and he said "oh, you went to KRF? isn't it a wonderful place, Camembert and I just lov,.." but before he could finish Ryann appeared out of nowhere with a lead pipe and cracked it across the patron's temple with a sickening thwack! Dave fainted dead away. Lucky for him,. because the things Ryann did to that poor woman,.. it makes me shiver to this day.. all because that lady went to KRF,. and Ryann hated KRF so much,. and had to destroy the magic every chance she got. It makes me sad,..
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