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Date Posted: 12:19:11 12/13/00 Wed
Author: Jade
Subject: Kuinka olla hyvä liberaali

Tää on tälläinen tsoukki joka kiertää noissa amerikkalaisissa foorumeissa ja sähköpostilistoissa.
Minusta ihan hauska :)

1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

2. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders how to read is
somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

3. You have to believe that guns, in the hands of law-abiding Americans, are more of a threat
than U.S, nuclear weapons technology, in the hands of Chinese communists.

4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.

5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected by yuppies driving SUV's.

6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.

7. You have to be against capital punishment but support abortion on demand.

8. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but activists who have never been
outside Seattle do.

10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to
earn it.

11. You have to believe the military, not corrupt politicians, start wars.

12. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution,
while the ACLU is good, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

14, You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American
history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee or Thomas Edison.

15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides
aren't.

16. You have to believe Hillary Clinton is really a lady.

17. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and sex offender belongs in the White House.

19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites and bestiality should be constitutionally protected and manager scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic party finding by the Chinese is somehow in the best interest of the United States.

and lastly............

You have to believe Richard Nixon obstructed justice by having and 18-1/2 minute gap in one
tape of his recorded conversations, but that it was only an innocent mistake that one year's worth of Al Gore's e-mails got erased. And, wouldn't you know that these e-mails of Al's just happen to be the ones subpoenaed by a White House committee and a federal grand jury in their continuing investigation of campaign finance abuses and other matters.

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