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Subject: Too Funny! And Yes It should be post on every board!!

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Date Posted: 07/19/03 6:56pm
In reply to: The Internet Police 's message, "Click In" on 07/19/03 12:55pm

>INTERNET PARKING NOTICE
>
>
>
>Offender : You!
>
>Date: Whenever
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>Offense #4422089 : in front of the computer TOO LONG!
>
>Details of Offense :
>
>During our routine sweep of the Internet we, the
>Internet Police, have discovered that you have been on
>your chair in front of the computer TOO LONG!
>
>You are HEREBY ORDERED to clean up that pile of cups,
>cans, wrappers and papers on your desk (yes, we can
>see you - sit up straight!) and after you have logged
>into the real world for a minimum of ten minutes you
>may log back on to the Internet.
>
>Failure to comply may result in loss of reality,
>carpal tunnel syndrome, and the requirement of a
>larger chair. The timer starts NOW! Get off your butt
>- you'll thank us for it later.

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