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] Date Posted: 16:49:08 12/21/04 Tue In reply to: Johnny Lennon and Paul McCartney 's message, "Improvements?" on 15:58:57 12/21/04 Tue Flew in from Miami Beach, USA Didn't get to bed last night On the way the paper bag was on my knee Man, I had a dreadful flight I'm back in the UK You know I’m back home to stay, boy Back in the UK, yeah Been away so long I hardly knew the place Gee, it's good to be back home Leave it till tomorrow to unpack my case Honey disconnect the phone I'm back in the UK You know I’m back home to stay, boy Back in the UK Back in the UK Back in the UK Well the English girls really knock me out They leave America behind And Scottish girls make me sing and shout Lady Kirk’s always on my my my my my my my my my mind Oh, come on Hu Hey Hu, hey, ah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah I'm back in the UK You know I’m back home to stay, boys Back in the UK Well the English girls really knock me out They leave America behind And Scottish girls make me sing and shout Lady Kirk’s always on my my my my my my my my my mind Oh, show me round your moors and dales way up north Take me to you daddy's farm Let me hear a piper near the Firth of Forth Come and keep your fellow Brit warm I'm back in the UK You know I’m back home to stay, boy Back in the UK Oh, let me tell you honey [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] |
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Author: Ian (Australia) [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 16:49:30 12/21/04 Tue Okay, appallingly bad taste, but here we go: ============================================ Imagine no John Lennon It's easy if you try No geeky "Instant Karma" No whining "Jealous Guy" Imagine that rich wanker Bleeding on the ground Oh oh o o oh You may say I'm a dreamer But I'm not the only one I hope you'll join us at the Dakota And don't forget to bring your gun. [ Post a Reply to This Message ] |
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Author: Dave (UK) [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 17:33:35 12/21/04 Tue [ Post a Reply to This Message ] |
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Author: Ed Harris (UK) [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 12:39:31 12/23/04 Thu ... of a joke which I read once. A migrant worker from Bratislava or somewhere like that was working in one of those awful Beatles-themed places down in Liverpool. He had to listen to Beatles music all day every day, week in, week out, until he developed a determination to find the Beatles and shoot them... until he realised that someone already had. [ Post a Reply to This Message ] |
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Author: Dave (UK) [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 23:50:56 12/23/04 Thu Up in Liverpool... [ Post a Reply to This Message ] |
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Author: Ed Harris (London) [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 13:01:12 01/06/05 Thu One is only 'up' when one is in Town. Everywhere else is 'down', regardless of geography. It's a Londoner thing! [ Post a Reply to This Message ] |