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Subject: If Tony Blair’s Labour ran Canada…


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Dave (UK)
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Date Posted: 12:38:21 11/18/04 Thu

The Mounties will always get their man, woman, child, or person(s) of gender neutrality.

All grizzly bears will be banned from public places, as they pose a health and safety risk, as well as a restriction of the freedom of others.

All First Ministers’ policy initiatives will be answerable to the Prime Minister.

Ice Hockey will be banned as it is a divisive sport that promotes violence and unfairly favours those who can skate. You must instead partake in more inclusive sporting activities.

A tax levy will be introduced on Tim Hortons, as too much of a good thing is bad for you.

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[> Subject: Quite


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Ed Harris (Venezia)
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Date Posted: 14:45:06 11/18/04 Thu

From what I gather, Paul Martin ain't much better. Please correct me if I'm wrong... it's just that the Italian media, whenever he is mentioned, convey the impression that they like him, which always makes me think that he must be an unreformed left-wing apparatchik with possible connections to organised crime.

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[> [> Subject: Well, funny you should say that...


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Dave (UK)
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Date Posted: 21:10:36 11/18/04 Thu

Stephen Harper today alleged in the Canadian House of Commons that a former Liberal cabinet minister and ambassador Alfonso Galliano, was linked to a Brooklyn-based crime family.

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[> Subject: If Tony Blair ran Canada


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Jim (Canada)
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Date Posted: 19:14:49 11/18/04 Thu

If Tony Blair ran Canada, we would have a common currency with the USA and be part of a federal union with the USA which 'protects our national interests' whether the people liked it or not!

By the way, I ams surprised that youhave heard of Tom Horton's! - a chain of Canadian coffee and doughnut shops named after a famous hockey player who died in the early 1970's.

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[> [> Subject: I’m well acquainted with their double-chocolate doughnuts!


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Dave (UK)
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Date Posted: 20:12:42 11/18/04 Thu


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[> [> Subject: Sorry, that's Tim Horton's, not Tom Horton's - typing error


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Jim (Canada)
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Date Posted: 20:43:39 11/18/04 Thu


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