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Subject: I GoT a jOkEs fOr yA Author: bOobOo [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 10:20:07 05/25/04 Tue In reply to: jennifer 's message, "shout out" on 14:07:57 03/25/04 Thu Came to the cite to see what was popen but obvious nothing .....ha ha ha ha uh ha ha ha ha yeah that was the sorryest lamest laugh ive ever done but any ways let me tell you guys or gals my joke A Tongan couple was on holiday in Fiji. They were touring around the market place looking at the goods and such when they passed a small sandal shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with an Indian accent say...... "You foreigner!.....come in......come in to my humble shop," so the couple walked in. The Indian man said to them, "I have some special sandals i think you'd be interested in. They make you wild at sex.... The wife was really intrested in buying the sandals after what the man had claimed, but her husband felt he really didnt need them, being the sex hero he was. The husband asked the man... "How can sandals make u into a sex god?" The Indian man replied......"Why dont u try them on and see for yourself?" Well, the husband, after much badgering from his wife finally conceded to try them on. As soon as he slipped the sandals to his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadnt seen in many years ......raw sexual power......... in the blink of an eye, the husband rushed the Indian man, threw him on the table and started tearing at the guy's pants ....... All the time the Indian man was screaming,"...... "U HAVE THEM ON THE WRONG FEET!!! U HAVE THEM ON THE WRONG FEET!!" Dang thats funny huh cracked me up when some one said it too me hold i have to give youguys another one this one had me almost use the bathroom on my self Three women at a spa sitting in a sauna... A white lady, a mexican lady and a tongan lady.. White lady: Oh I hear my cell fone ringin. White lady holds her wrist to her mouth and speaks into her wrist. Tongan Lady: Why were u speakin into your wrist? White lady: Oh its the latest cell fone. Its implanted in my wrist. Tongan lady: Wow! Mexican Lady: Oh I gotta page! Mexican opens her palm and reads off the phone number. Tongan Lady: Why were u looking at the palm of your hand? Mexican Lady: Oh, its the lastest thing, I have my pager implanted in my palm. Tongan Lady feels stupid cos shes so behind with the times. Tongan Lady goes to the bathroom. When she returns to the sauna... White Lady & Mexican lady notice Tongan Lady has toilet paper hangin from her ass.. White Lady says: You have a long piece of toilet paper hanging out your ass!!! Tongan Lady: whae I must be receiving a fax!!! Damn i know want to laugh out loud cos if you dont you doopid ...... hey just playin but i hope you like my funny doopid joke case i sure did peace my peeps mYsTeRiOuS GuRl [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]