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Subject: Re: Happiness


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Ryan
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Date Posted: 04:48:51 03/04/01 Sun
In reply to: Kara 's message, "Re: Happiness" on 16:51:35 03/03/01 Sat

you guys can write like Forrester
That long post made me remember my short and pointless posts and my bad grammar and punctuation
Talking about the good old days and going back
my mean principal wont let u in til the final bell rings.
o the old forum my was that great. o wait i never saw it. see my life is really goin downhill. thanks god i didnt go to the king and i *becuase i baked cookies with my grandma.* if the power goes out the first place i go is none other then the MICHALLIS residence. THEY HAVE A GENERATOR!!! so resourcefull.
we will have like nothin livin off of oreos and cornflakes and having to bath in melted snow.
We try to escape. Wes step outside and the down closes from the wind. O MY GOD IT WAS LOCKED!!!!!! AND THE POWER JUST WENT ON!!!! then a snow downpour falls and buries us like a dog with a bone.
we will only be found wen our other neighboor comes over to ask for some sugar. they take us to their house to thall us out with hair dryers. They will throw my little sister in teh dryer. the power goes out again and the dryer door gets locked. The hair dryers break and a wind breaks teh window and sends me flyin through another window. I fall in teh snow and lay there just waiting........waiting.......waiting.....waiting
then i see an angel coming down from heaven. then i realize it was just a bad cornflake i ate. i get up and start to run. but then the thick snow and ice blocks on my feet weigh me down and exhaust my legs. i fall but this time i fall in the road. NO THE SNOWPLOW!!!!!! i try to get up but the snow weighs me down. the plow inches closer. I try to scream but the wind drowns me out. i try to signal teh driver to stop but he is to busy drinkin his Dunkacino that u can get at Dunkin Donuts for $.99. So i listen to the sound. That is the sound of inevitability. then the plow stops some magical force stopped it. i realized their was a stop sign and tried to get up. i pushed and used all my strength. and if the strippers from teh purple pussycat hadnt crosed teh road half naked i probably wouldnt be here today.

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