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Date Posted: 09:51:11 06/03/08 Tue
Author: blue
Subject: Re: dotWORLDS
In reply to: dotWORLDS 's message, "dotWORLDS" on 02:26:58 04/12/08 Sat

>His Excellency Ambassador Sixlegs From Mars Receives
>1.8 Million Spam Emails - Says "Earthlings Are Not
>Ready" and Takes First Available Saucer Back Home.
>
>Ambassador Edward Sixlegs, Age 432.7 years, returns
>home to Mars having failed to get a meeting with the
>President. "All I got was 1.8 Million spam-emails from
>a Mr Edwin FFenfenbacker telling me that there had
>been a security breach at my bank and asking me to
>send him my credit card and domain name details.
>
>Somewhere in Texas, on a secret mission from the
>planet Mars, Ambassador Edward Sixlegs arrived here
>last week to offer our world their most valuable
>commodity, The Reversible Anorak, in exchange for a
>two years supply of Hi Energy/Low-Fat Cereal Bars
>(which at this time they do not have the license to
>produce).
>
>Said Ambassador Sixlegs, "All I did was post my email
>address on one of your Internet Notice Boards with the
>official Martian greeting (ie, Take Me To Your
>Leader)....and.....not only did I NOT get a reply from
>your President, instead I received 1.8 Million spam
>emails asking me for my bank and credit card details.
>Of course, I knew immediately that something was
>wrong, because that's what my wife used to do whilst I
>was at work. Anyway, now she's doing 15 to 20......it
>was a total shock........although it saved me a
>fortune in divorce costs.......but I still love
>her........(continued page 99, problems page)
>
>So, back to the news story.....Reaction was swift. Mr
>Michael Twotoes, (originally from Saturn 3) who would
>only give his address as "Hanger 47 somewhere in
>Nevada" was shocked when he heard of this snub to a
>fellow alien and said that Ambassador Sixlegs should
>have gone to dotWORLDS ( >href="http://www.dotworlds.net"
>class="more">www.dotworlds.net) as they alone
>could have prevented this travesty. "In the past" he
>said grimly "lesser incidents have led to war" (eg
>interplanetary conflict of 20591 in quadrant 8 caused
>by ambassador's mistress wearing same outfit as
>governor's older brother).
>
>Mr Twotoes, who arrived here by starship in the year
>1747, is one of the growing bands of Earth residents
>using dotWORLDS domain names unspammable email
>addresses. As a superior being, Mr Twotoes saw early
>on that with over 140 million domain names already
>registered (many to speculators) relevant and
>memorable names were just impossible to find. His
>overall "superiorness" meant that he was one of the
>first to find out that dotWORLDS had released a huge
>range of brand new domain names and email addresses on
>to the Internet. Immediately he released that
>dotWORLDS offered unlimited possibilities for those
>wanting personalization and easy-to-remember options
>and so he (and his mates) have been taking advantage
>of this ever since.
>
>Back on Mars however it was all a bit of a disaster.
>News of Ambassador Edward Sixlegs' treatment was not
>being taken well (note: Mars is not a place you want
>to be near when something like this happens). To try
>and quell the growing unrest and rioting in Fournose
>City (the capital of Mars) and to repair diplomatic
>relations, Mr Twotoes immediately travelled over to
>present Ambassador Sixlegs with an original signed
>picture of Elvis Presley as well as his very own
>dotWORLDS email address
>edward@fabulous.ambassador.
>
>Now, edward@fabulous.ambassador can email
>president@the.whitehouse, and ask him all about
>Advanced Cereal Bar Technology. Yes, it's true he may
>not get the leader of America (he might only get a
>specialist monthly magazine), but there is no way
>Ambassador Edward Sixlegs is ever going to get any
>more spam emails.
>
>So, Earthlings, get with the programme and you could
>be responsible for peace in the universe and the first
>ever Trade Agreement between the Earth and Mars. Go to
>www.dotworlds.net today, join the growing band of
>converts and get there FIRST!
>
>dotWORLDS Ltd is a UK company based in London that
>specializes in providing free fully personalized
>internet domains and email addresses, free hosting,
>web builders and storage, via its global
>infrastructure. Please see website for full details.
>
>CONTACT: Press Office dotWORLDS +44 (0) 870 749 4178
>
> >href="http://www.dotworlds.net"
>class="more">www.dotworlds.net

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