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Subject: Scoff Contest! Author: Starfoam Bluestreak [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 16:04:02 03/06/05 Sun *Star bounds up and shouts* Who wants to compete with me in a contest seeing how many apple tarts we can each eat? [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

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Subject Author Date * a small voice calls from the ground below the treehouse*Um could you get meup there?* you look down to see a haremaid in a wheelchair waiting at the edge* Im Martha and Ill eat you out of house and home, if you get me up there! (NT) Martha Braebuck 16:07:44 03/06/05 Sun *Star zooms down the treehouse ladder* Just hop on me back, matey! I'll give you a lift! (NT) Starfoam Bluestreak 16:16:20 03/06/05 Sun *Martha slides out of her chair with her arms and pushes herself up. She clings to Star and calls* Ok Starfoam already to go! (NT) Martha 16:21:15 03/06/05 Sun *Star climbs back up the treehouse ladder, somewhat slower than when she came down. Finally she arrives at the top. Star says* Okay, we have made it to the top! Hope you enjoyed the ride! Once you're settled I'll go find us some apple tarts! (NT) Starfoam Bluestreak 16:50:29 03/06/05 Sun *Martha sqirms in the chair tha Star dropped her in* Ill wait here. (NT) Martha 16:54:56 03/06/05 Sun *Star throws five quick salutes and darts off* I'll be right back! (NT) Starfoam Bluestreak 17:05:21 03/06/05 Sun *Martha sits in her chair, readin a book, while she waits for Star* (NT) Martha 17:06:27 03/06/05 Sun *Star comes dashing back, a platter loaded with apple tarts balanced carefully on one paw* Here y' go! Keep track of how many y' eat! *She sets it down on a table withing Martha's reach and pulls a chair up* I'll let you start, wot! When one of us gets thirsty, I'll go get some strawberry cordial. Does that sound good to you? (NT) Starfoam Bluestreak 17:17:13 03/06/05 Sun 8Martha, despite her no nonsense manner, is a huge eater, she starts at a apple tart and eats her way through 2 more..* (NT) Martha 17:18:54 03/06/05 Sun *Star downs two tarts in one bite and starts on her third. Winking at her opponent, she says* Those chaps really know how to cook, don't they? (NT) Starfoam Bluestreak 17:22:53 03/06/05 Sun *Mrtha, still busy eating , downs four moe, but pauses and looks up* Id say so! (NT) Martha 17:32:27 03/06/05 Sun *Star downs five more tarts, then says* I'm getting thirsty. Is it okay if I pop off to the kitchens and get something for us to drink? (NT) Starfoam Bluestreak 17:40:42 03/06/05 Sun *Martha stops* Ok thats fine Ill stop so it will be fair. Remember not to trip over my chair down there! (NT) Martha 17:43:47 03/06/05 Sun Right! *Star nods and goes down the ladder* (NT) Starfoam Bluestreak 18:24:00 03/06/05 Sun *Martha gets the book from under her chair , and starts reading again* (NT) Martha 18:31:19 03/06/05 Sun Me ! Me! I'm a bally ol' hare too!! Blinkin' hare agsianst hare!! Perigordia 18:12:15 03/08/05 Tue *Martha smiles at the entergetic hare sitting in front of her. She outs down her book and says8 Suure Peri!, But youll have to catch up! Could you bring me to thw window?I want to se if Star is returning. (NT) Martha 14:42:41 03/09/05 Wed