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The directors of BBC2 must be killed!!!*And not in the sexy kinda way we usually kill people!!* -- Vampess*not impressed*, 12:21:07 04/19/01 Thu [26] they must all be killed horribly!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *growls!* how could they!!!!!! shall we gdt those snooker cues and pay bbc a visit and i don't mean to play pool! lol lol! (NT) -- stephthebird* taped it and must protect it for a month!!*, 12:40:56 04/19/01 Thu
we must be clever babe,if one of those cues get broken they could stake us!we will take guns instead and shoot the bastards!then it 24 hour buffy alllll day everyday!!!!WOOHOOOO!oh and maybe a lil angel thrown in!WELCOME TO VAMP TV!!!! (NT) -- vampess*who will take over the world with her Vampy partner*, 12:44:35 04/19/01 Thu
YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!! lets walk in there with huge mahcine guns and a list of demands!!!!!!! perfect plan! *We the head of the vampyric union demand 24 hour buffy and oh yes!!!!!! i personally demand spike gets his own show! (NT) -- stephthebird*joins her vampy partner in world domination!*, 12:54:25 04/19/01 Thu
C'MON WOMAN THINK STRAIGHT!!!No list of demands,we shoot them all and watch what we want to watch!!oh and I think we may have to hire spike and angel as our*AHEM*bodyguards!24 hourwatch me thinks!LOL! (NT) -- Vampess*with the plans of all plans*, 12:59:48 04/19/01 Thu
HEHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i like your style! i just had a momentary lapse lol!!!!! but i'm feeling better now lol!!!!! and yes very definately we need bodygaurds *cough* specially at night.........mmmmmm angel and spike will do well! (NT) -- stephthebird, 13:08:21 04/19/01 Thu
You are forgiven!so angel and spike to protect us-thing is who will protect them?LOL! (NT) -- vampess, 13:21:07 04/19/01 Thu
oh they won't need protection!!!!!! i plan on being extra special nice! *innocent smile!* (NT) -- stephthebird, 13:37:16 04/19/01 Thu
Oh me too!nice in the*pull your hair,bite your neck*kinda way!LOL!what are you hiding behind your back? (NT) -- Vampess*changing into vampy gear,ready...*, 13:42:23 04/19/01 Thu
no no!!!!!! the cuffs are erm.....a present yes that's it! a present! i was just putting them away *coughs* *droools at the thought of spikes neck!* (NT) -- stephthebird, 14:01:46 04/19/01 Thu
HEY!those are my cuffs!its about time you brought your own!Oh BRB angels shouting me and I must go he's in one of his mean and moody,moods!LOL!*slurp*just the way I like him!!!! (NT) -- vampess, 14:08:55 04/19/01 Thu
noooo! there mine i tell ya mine!!!!!!!!!!! *runs off with cuff!* i'm telling spike on you! lol lol lol! (NT) -- stephthebird, 14:18:37 04/19/01 Thu
OH c'mon!we all know angel can kick spikes ass!anyway keep the handuffs,he just holds me down if he wants me to act helpess!LOL!!!! (NT) -- vampess*gettin vampier by the minute*, 14:22:40 04/19/01 Thu
oh yeah!!!!!! hit a man when he's got a chip in his head would he!!!!!!! how brave! lol lol lol lol lol!!!!!!! just wait........*G* (NT) -- stephthebird, 14:38:01 04/19/01 Thu
well if he was a man he'd rip it out just as riley did!not that I like riley,hes taking angels place but at least he helped himself!!!! (NT) -- vampess, 14:44:18 04/19/01 Thu
out of his brain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but he'd be dust!!!!!!!!! *sobs!* he's man enough for me hehe!!!!!! *runs and jumps into spikes arms!* don't do it!!!!!! (NT) -- stephthebird, 14:49:01 04/19/01 Thu
screams would be a good one lol lol!!!!!! and an extra point for each tooth mark lol! (NT) -- stephthebird, 15:15:51 04/19/01 Thu
MAYBE YOU NEED SOMETHING TO TAKE UP YOUR TIME AND KEEP YOUR MIND OFF TELEVISION !!!!!!!!! (NT) -- Ssssssslllliiiiiiiide, 14:53:51 04/29/01 Sun
well I am open to suggestions!!!! (NT) -- vampess*turning off the TV*, 14:17:33 04/30/01 Mon
For Screamer -- Mrs B, 15:33:24 04/11/01 Wed [6] *huge hugs* babe don't worry that's what the board here for lol!!!! hope to see u at the amnesty gig!!!!! (NT) -- stephthebird, 20:32:19 04/11/01 Wed
Aaaaaaaaaah Diddums !!!!!! (NT) -- OUTSIDER......., 10:09:20 04/17/01 Tue
HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE......... (NT) -- Smooth velvety SCHOCKOLARR, 14:50:29 04/29/01 Sun
its been a while..... -- vampess, 15:05:01 04/08/01 Sun [7] oh the hunger!!!!!!!!!!! lol!!!!!!!!! i love the new outfit! and those heels! u could do serious damage with those! good for you babe *G* now where do ya get a neck around here!!!!! (NT) -- stephthebird, 15:12:41 04/08/01 Sun
I AINT NO VICTIM BUT YOU CAN BITE ME ANYTIME BABE OH PLEASE DO............ (NT) -- Mr So smoooooooooth........., 14:31:42 04/11/01 Wed
How can I refuse when you asked so nicely? (NT) -- *firewoman pulls back your head and moves in for a bite*, 13:35:53 04/15/01 Sun
BITE ME !!!!!!!!!!!........... (NT) -- Not Necessary, 10:12:32 04/17/01 Tue
*puts on game face and says *MY PLEASURE......* (NT) -- Vampess*hungry like the wolf*, 12:54:28 04/17/01 Tue
Bees Board -- Mrs B, 15:42:32 04/13/01 Fri [3] oh ohhhhhhhh! i know i know too!!! *jumps up and down waving her hand!* i was intrigued too so i went and read *that* post and did a bit of investigating myself now i have a look of *quoi?* as to why *hugs mrs b!* (NT) -- stephthebird, 08:22:24 04/14/01 Sat
my master has taught me well!!! -- vampess!, 14:40:22 03/25/01 Sun [6] 
you are a fast learner!!! well done , lol!, i give you your excec fangs and and a whole vamp wardrobe it's all black but hey who doesn't look good in that colour *G* (NT) -- stephthebird*in her leather gear*, 10:49:28 03/26/01 Mon
I look fantabulous in black,even if I do say so myself!LOL!I especially love the basque and skin tight trouser ensemble you gave me,tho I may have to wear a shawl if the present temperatures keep up! (NT) -- Vampess, 11:39:54 03/26/01 Mon
now I have found the man for me!xander is mine!!!yummmmmmm!!!! (NT) -- vampess*with only 66 scripts to go*, 15:33:33 03/26/01 Mon
MMMMMMM... miss your mouth and your lips on me, cant wait till you bite me ....... (NT) -- The slightly smoother Silk, 10:03:29 03/27/01 Tue
hello i know who u are!!!!! -- barry bog roll, 07:42:27 03/24/01 Sat [2] yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! *mwah!* 'ello bro!!!!!!!! *huge hugs* wooo hoooo lol! up the boys indeed hehe! (NT) -- stephthebird*playin' christy in the background!*, 10:51:45 03/26/01 Mon
Err.... -- Mrs B, 14:33:22 03/21/01 Wed [3] JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAGE TO LEAVE YOUR HOUSE.... -- *T,T,V number 2*, 16:25:09 03/20/01 Tue [8] *AHEM*as all vamps know sage means safe!!!!oh look at my teeth before they sink into your neck just to distract you!! (NT) -- *T,T,V 2*, 16:26:54 03/20/01 Tue
and that was a slow morning lol lol!!!!!!!! but they are all under my control now and i think i'll let them hang around for a little while! *wink* (NT) -- stephthebird, 12:02:15 03/21/01 Wed
*pictures poor lifeless souls handcuffed to the bed,screaming for mercy and begging to be let free*AHEM*do you need me to *check*on them while your at work,its no bother,really,I dont mind,gets me out the house you see.... (NT) -- *t,t,v2*, 12:50:24 03/21/01 Wed
*throws t,t,v2 the keys* just don't forget to lock everything up when you've finished *playing* hehe! (NT) -- t,t,v1, 13:00:52 03/21/01 Wed
OH YAAAAY!!I hope you have wine and ice cubes for that*trick*I showed brett!oh are these keys to your house or the cuffs?did u mean lock them back up or your house?*confused*LOL!!!! (NT) -- T,T,V2, 13:04:52 03/21/01 Wed
ohhhhhh steph!!bite me!!!!LOL! -- Tina, 16:04:34 03/18/01 Sun [6] ehe!!!!!!!!!! another one for the gang! *evil laugh!* now u can look groovy and leather clad forever!!!!!!! now go and get us some new members!!! (NT) -- stephthebird, 16:18:01 03/18/01 Sun
Leather n Boots n Vamps n Necks ooooooooooohhhhhhh !!! YUUUUMMMMY !!! (NT) -- silk (slightly smoother), 12:48:23 03/20/01 Tue
one for the road...well you'll know why lol!!!! -- stephthebird*just singing again!!!*, 13:20:26 01/20/01 Sat [7] I KNOW!!THE BARE NAKED LADIES!Alcohol!!!WOOHOO!!!!I AM A FAN(thanks badger!LOL!) (NT) -- tina*dancing with steph*, 13:33:11 01/20/01 Sat
way hay!!!!!!!!!!! *grabs tina and dances on the table now that badger has stopped flapping on it lol!* (NT) -- stephthebird*G*, 13:38:59 01/20/01 Sat
beyond redemption?you must know me inside out! -- firewoman, 15:32:17 03/16/01 Fri [1] Ok barb wire or miss whiplash whichever name you perfer........ -- firewoman, 13:41:32 03/14/01 Wed [7] OHHHHH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *shields face* is that sprayed on!!!!!! and wheres the rest of it! surely theres meant to be a bit more right there! *points!* (NT) -- stephthebird, 13:49:04 03/14/01 Wed
WHAT?OHHHHHHHH!!*hides exposed parts*erm.....I forgot to put the undergarments on!!brb in 2!!!.....there!does that look better? (NT) -- firewoman*blushing*, 13:58:26 03/14/01 Wed
*peeks through fingers* ahhhhh! much better! but i'm still not sure you won't get done for indecent exposure haven't u looked at the back! (NT) -- stephthebird, 14:04:24 03/14/01 Wed
oh c'mon you see more than that in the newspapers everyday!!anyway have you looked in the mirror latley?if you caught an aeroplane those boobs would need a seat of their own! (NT) -- firewoman, 14:06:39 03/14/01 Wed
yeah.some padding eh! erm feck! no, no your so right and 100% natural too! (NT) -- stephthebird*got outta that one!*, 14:17:00 03/14/01 Wed
PADDING?reeeeeeally?exactly how many sheeps clothing do you have stuffed down your bra??? (NT) -- fire*all*woman!LOLOL!!!!, 14:24:00 03/14/01 Wed
wow!I am impressed!!blonde does add a certain*thing*to your features!I do like those boots but theyre still not as good as mine!!! (NT) -- princess leia, 13:19:03 03/14/01 Wed
but you don't get weapons!!!!!! ha!!! *does sexy blonde pose with a bazooka!* see can u do that! (NT) -- stephthebird, 13:24:09 03/14/01 Wed
no,your right I cant do that!then again I dont have to hold my men at bazooka point to get them to stay!!!LOL!!!!! (NT) -- princess*no weapons*leia, 13:25:42 03/14/01 Wed
all part of the plan *wicked grin* they loooooove it!!!!!!!!!!! (NT) -- stephthebird, 13:29:36 03/14/01 Wed
wow maybe a miss whiplash cossie would be more your cup of tea! (NT) -- princess leia, 13:32:31 03/14/01 Wed
woweeeee!!!!! steph thanks!!!!!!!!! -- Tina, 15:07:51 03/13/01 Tue [8] no no anything!!!!! but don't take my lil pink furry friends!!!!! just promise u won't damage the costume *winks* (NT) -- stephthebird, 15:30:53 03/13/01 Tue
erm......does rips count as damage?then again you've probably wore away my key with all the unlocking and locking you've done so we'll say its fair!oh you can have the headphone thingys back,they dont help at all!!! (NT) -- tina, 15:34:15 03/13/01 Tue
yes it bloody does!!!!!!!!! how did it get ripped there!!!!!!! and by the way...what use are the headphoney things to me with no costume!!!!!!!!!! (NT) -- stephthebird, 15:42:35 03/13/01 Tue
erm.......*cough,splutter....*oh keep the handcuffs and the whips....oh and the mask is soooo you!!!I'll see what other*gifts*I have for you....as long as you dont touch my boots!!oh do you fancy a cheerleaders outfit?that baby never fails!!....so the princess leia cossie is mie for keeps and we'll mention no more about the *ahem*rips? (NT) -- tina, 15:45:46 03/13/01 Tue
Hmmmmmmm havent you just........... (NT) -- WEIRD NAME CANT QUITE REMEMBER, 18:18:56 03/13/01 Tue
I would just like to state thats its 3am!I told a certain person at 11.30 that I was going to bed soon!then again at 2.15 and I'm still here!!heeeeeeeeeeeeelp!!she wont let me go!!dont you need these handcuffs for papa??? -- firewoman*sleepy typin*, 18:58:52 03/10/01 Sat [6] ohhhhhhhhh! not me guv!!!!!!!!!! i told u naaaaathing!!!!!!!!!!!! lol! but i will hold on to those cuffs in case a certain person shows up lol lol! (NT) -- tattygal, 19:13:53 03/10/01 Sat
people need to sleep woman!!!god are all the people at your work owls?or vampires?i think i will have to check cordivars teeth the next time we talk!!right thats it!I'm putting my foot down!I am going to bed!!no arguements!!!oh heres your handcuffs back!enjoy!!*wink* (NT) -- firewoman, 19:20:57 03/10/01 Sat
Smiles as he slowly glides his long tongue across his teeth, mouth slightly open, and eyes that bore into your mind reading your innermoist desires...... (NT) -- Nightwalker, 17:31:59 03/11/01 Sun
oh!!I'm trembling...... (NT) -- *scaredy cat*, 12:28:47 03/12/01 Mon
LOLOL!!!!!! (NT) -- *not scared really*, 15:59:14 03/12/01 Mon
For Tina..... -- Mrs B, 16:16:54 03/06/01 Tue [5] 
oh wow!!!!thanks babe!!!!!*hugs MrsB cos she loves her* (NT) -- Tina, 16:26:21 03/06/01 Tue
Surely that halo slipped a long time ago in fact its probably round her ankles by now and the best place for it !!! (NT) -- Oh Yes Indeed !!, 10:44:02 03/12/01 Mon
we've had puss in boots,now meet willow in boots!cordivar you ok?you look a lil pale!*stand back everyone I think I might have to resusitate him* -- willow*in boots*, 14:59:29 03/06/01 Tue [8] YOWSER !!!!!! You certainly know how to get a mans attention dont you !!! (NT) -- Storeroom Attendant........., 11:37:11 03/07/01 Wed
I do try!LOL!! (NT) -- willow*still in boots*, 11:58:49 03/07/01 Wed
I am a storeroom supervisor and I may have to check your stock.... (NT) -- *Mrs storecupboard supervisor*, 14:46:11 03/07/01 Wed
I love stocktaking i get to stay up longer.............. (NT) -- Man with stocktaking on his mind, 18:59:04 03/07/01 Wed
Hmmm yes you have to do a thorough job gotta get behind everything cover every square inch get into all those nooks and crannies, (at least i think theyre the words i was looking for not quite sure?)anyhow if youre gonna do a job you gotta take youre time about it and do it right although there are always exceptions arent there? (NT) -- Man looking forward to stocktaking !!!, 17:24:38 03/11/01 Sun
*A FAVOUR*LOL!!!!!! -- Tina, 13:16:53 03/11/01 Sun [12] ohhhhhh yes i remember that cotume now.........cause i'm still bloody stuck in it!!!!!!! never did get it over the nursie uniform properly!!!! and it all smells of rotten eggs!! and this you can make more exciting! lol lol lol!!!!!! (NT) -- stephthebird, 13:42:06 03/11/01 Sun
hmmmmmm on second thoughts maybe I'll use just my boots,they have proven successful in the past.....maybe you should get help with that costume,you must stink by now!!!! (NT) -- Tina, 13:46:04 03/11/01 Sun
I've got a jabba costume if your interseted? (NT) -- Screamer/Happy Daize, 13:54:20 03/11/01 Sun
OOOOOOH !!!! Ilove it when you talk dirty, aaaaaaah Boooooooots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (NT) -- Man with no boots, 17:26:50 03/11/01 Sun
LOL!!!you have no boots?!??awwww you can lend mine anytime.....!!! (NT) -- woman*with boots*, 12:22:34 03/12/01 Mon
you know who I mean!!!! -- meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!, 18:33:42 03/10/01 Sat [4] cead millie failltche!!!!!!!!!!!! (NT) -- tattygal, 18:37:26 03/10/01 Sat
Caed millie failltche (NT) -- ?, 10:40:32 03/12/01 Mon
YAY! -- Screamer, 07:04:35 03/11/01 Sun [1] Izzard Board -- Mrs B, 06:46:03 03/10/01 Sat [2] Dogs Mud -- Badger, 03:30:52 03/06/01 Tue [3] fooking hells bells! its badger!!!!!!!!!!!1 elllooo mate! how the f*ck are ya? havent seen you in moonies! (NT) -- Screamer, 07:42:54 03/06/01 Tue
Helloooooooooo!! -- Mrs Badcrumble, 13:41:14 03/05/01 Mon [9] 
(BTW, this girl bears no resemblence to me whatsoever, I just thought she looked kinda cool *G*)funny I remeber seeing you dance like that in brum!LOL!maybe it was the tequilla!!*mwah*what a good night!!!!LOL!!!!we will do it again sometime!except for that woman in the boarding house with her purple tracksuit and her bloody dogs!! (NT) -- tina, 14:43:40 03/05/01 Mon
wooooooooooo! sounds like a plan!!!!!!! lol!!! was the bording house woman dancing too!!!!!!! *G* (NT) -- stephthebird, 15:27:38 03/05/01 Mon
Eeeks! I'd forgotten about her! She was a nightmare, wasn't she! And those bloody dogs!!!!! Can't wait to do it again though! HUGS (NT) -- Mrs B, 13:59:14 03/06/01 Tue
and some strange lady who came out the night club and shouted at you*kinda*cos you didnt wanna eat the burger you'd just brought!strange people in brum!LOL!!! (NT) -- Tina, 14:50:41 03/06/01 Tue
And that girl I scared shitless cause she tried to nick our cab! LOLOL!!! (NT) -- Mrs B, 15:21:04 03/06/01 Tue
LOL!!!!and tequilla out of half pint glasses!LOL!and me trying to buy fish and chips for a pound!I swear thats all he said it cost!!!!LOL! (NT) -- tina*who doesnt usually shout in chippys*, 15:36:15 03/06/01 Tue
is love a virus? -- Screamer, 12:24:17 02/25/01 Sun [6]
A virus can love does
Make you heart beat faster love does that
makes you sweat ok love does thatmakes you
light headed love does that to
and dizzymakes you feel sick love does that to
put you in bed *eherm* NUFF SAID!!
for a week
Ta ta
love is a battlefield?love is giving your last rolo?love is never having to say sorry?I am a walrus I have no idea! (NT) -- walrus, 15:16:52 02/26/01 Mon
FOR F__KS SAKE IT JUST IS OK !!! (NT) -- EVERYBODY, 17:13:56 02/27/01 Tue
STATISTICS ? Baaah Baaaaah (NT) -- Shepherd, 16:34:13 03/01/01 Thu
Be an exception not a statistic !!!! (NT) -- shepherd, 18:27:37 03/02/01 Fri
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hee hee at home with mummy and daddy. -- Timothy, 15:08:03 03/01/01 Thu [1] Mmmmmmmmm yumm yumm cider flavoured boots.......... -- Mr Fingers, 17:26:07 02/25/01 Sun [2] oh my!what miracle fingers you have!!ok,no needed to get distracted,continue the boot licking please!!! (NT) -- *impressed*, 02:18:30 02/26/01 Mon
OOOH what happend? -- Screamer (a touch hung over), 07:26:10 02/23/01 Fri [2] you weren't an arse hun!!!!!!! had such a laugh! talk to u soon!!! (NT) -- stephthebird, 19:31:42 02/23/01 Fri
Alo, Steph -- phyl, 19:06:49 02/19/01 Mon [2] honey please please make it for sunday!!!!!!!!!!! i'll bre here! yahoo is definaely wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (NT) -- stephthebird, 19:29:03 02/23/01 Fri
SPLAT! -- Crazylilgurlie, 21:03:53 02/15/01 Thu [6] 
ohhhh!!!! like the piccy lol!!!! *you very nice* (in funny eddie voice!) (NT) -- stephthebird, 13:51:21 02/16/01 Fri
Can you click the piccy? (NT) -- Smalleyes, 15:30:46 02/16/01 Fri
Ooooooh! Coool! -- Smalleyes, 10:47:41 02/18/01 Sun
For i have clicked also, ha ha ha ha ha hmmmmmm ? (NT) -- C'est moi, of course!!, 10:44:47 02/19/01 Mon
CAN I TAKE OVER THE WORLD?MOHAHAHAHA!![img]http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/3dlil/mad.gif[/img] -- splodgeit, 04:26:59 02/15/01 Thu [3] <img src=http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/3dlil/mad.gif></html> (NT) -- wifey if it works,slodgeit if it doesnt!, 12:07:38 02/15/01 Thu
html<img src=http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/3dlil/mad.gif></html> (NT) -- wifey if it works,slodgeit if it doesnt!, 12:08:19 02/15/01 Thu
Tum te tum te tum te tum te tum !!! -- Bored person, 10:06:21 02/15/01 Thu [1] Early to bed early to rise thats what i think is very wise !!! Well for you that is not me !!!!! ha ha ha ha ha !!!! Is that laugh eeeevil enough ? Hello over here err excuse me dont ignore me i said im over here, oh bollocks i forgot im _________. -- The __________ Man, 10:34:41 02/13/01 Tue [3] Hello ? is somebody there ? (NT) -- Person who thought he was on his own............, 10:36:53 02/13/01 Tue
new message board -- The phantom rasberry blower, 14:37:07 02/13/01 Tue [2] I think Teeny should ask Steph about Monkey Venus ????? -- Cord, 16:28:55 02/11/01 Sun [4] I'm trying cord but shes being a bit evasive!in the mean time ya like my new boots?I brought them especially for you! (NT) -- tina*plyin steph with booze for the truth*, 17:03:02 02/11/01 Sun
Hmmmmmm !!! The smell of new boots !!! Wot does that do for me ??????? (NT) -- Cord, 10:28:39 02/13/01 Tue
Steph! I am sooooo sorry I missed you.... -- phyl, 09:48:38 02/10/01 Sat [2] ohh hun what a horrible day!!!!!!!!! sorry i missed ya too!!!! i'l be here must of sunday though!!!!!!! hope you make it! (NT) -- stephthebird, 14:08:29 02/11/01 Sun
phhhhhhylllllllllllll -- stephthebird, 17:23:27 02/09/01 Fri [2] ohhh i can't believe it!!!!!!! made it to 3.10 am but u never arrived!!!!!!!!!!! *sob!* hope i catch you on sunday if not tommorrow!!!!! argggghhhhh! lol! (NT) -- stephthebird, 19:12:13 02/09/01 Fri
*though its been a while now,I can still feel so much pain,like the knife that cuts you,the wound heals but the scar,that scar remaaaaaaaains!!!!! -- tina*hopes the neighnours hear this*, 13:04:59 02/09/01 Fri [3] horlicks to the neibours!!!!!!! they will just have to listen!!!!!! *sings even louder!!!!!!!!* (NT) -- stephthebird!*as loud as she can!**, 13:37:24 02/09/01 Fri
*woke up to the sound of pouring rain,washed away I dream of you,but nothing will ever take you away,cos you'll always be my dream come true,woah my darling....I love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! -- tina*warming up for 2night*, 06:32:39 02/09/01 Fri [2] sings *we spent the summer witht the top rolled down wished ever after could be like this!! you said i love ya babe with out a sound.......* (NT) -- stephthebird*sebastiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!*, 13:33:55 02/09/01 Fri
ok, where are you?? -- phyl, 15:37:14 02/08/01 Thu [2] yaaaaaaaay!!!! lol!! I shall definately be wondering around!! we can do this lol!!! manage to be here at the same time lol! i have faith! (NT) -- stephthebird, 16:01:44 02/08/01 Thu
well damn!! -- phyl, 19:06:45 02/07/01 Wed [2] nooooooooo!!!! i can't believe it!!!!! we were in here till almost 2 am!! danm time differences!!!!!!!!!!! we must make future arrangements!!! lol! (NT) -- stephthebird, 13:26:49 02/08/01 Thu
cordivar really!I know steph rolls good joints-oops I mean fags,but do you have to smoke while your eating?and get your feet off the coffee table,your stillettos are scratching the wood! -- tina*all housewifey*, 11:25:52 02/05/01 Mon [6] Oi !!!!!!! cordivar!!!!!! i've been looking for those shoes!!!!!!! u stole them!!!!!!!! and they don't even go with that skirt!!!!!!! and i want a new table you've been dancing on it haven't u!!! i can sew the scratches too!!!!! (NT) -- stephthebird*shoeless!*, 14:37:01 02/05/01 Mon
Every good housewifey should know how to SKIN UP !!! (NT) -- Cordi something or other, 18:03:47 02/05/01 Mon
Teeny Weeny where is your Polka Dot Bikini ? -- The man who knows the story behind Monkey venus ........, 11:09:06 02/06/01 Tue [3] ohhhh really!!!!!!!!!!!!! i have a gag right here!! just you try to tell your story!!!! lol!!!! (NT) -- stephthebird*with gag!!*, 14:06:05 02/06/01 Tue
Lemme get this right steph,you wanna stand in a petrol station,naked,in a que of murders,blow raspberries,fart and ask for rizzlas?lead the way hun,I'm right behind you!(not too close of course!LOL!) -- Tina*who is not to blame for the nakedness this time*, 13:36:49 02/03/01 Sat [7] steph you still here?my icq still wont work*sob* (NT) -- *tina punching the keyboard*, 14:12:38 02/03/01 Sat
*sob!!!!* i am here!!! *shouts!* *hammers for icq!* and yes i do want to do all of the above lol!!!!! ubt only if your coming too!!!! lol! (NT) -- stephthebird*waiting for hubby so they can go to the shops*, 14:23:09 02/03/01 Sat
try and stop me babe!you know you only have to mention nakedness and I'm@the front of the queue!now about this 24 hour offy-shall we open it to the public or just keep it for personal use?LOL! (NT) -- tina*ready,willing and able!!*, 14:25:54 02/03/01 Sat
Of course im the night kiosk attendant. -- Cordivar, 15:28:41 02/04/01 Sun [3] mimes *brooown bread* at cordivar lol!! (NT) -- stephthebird, 16:48:35 02/05/01 Mon
Walks around pretending he knows what hes looking for and comes back with an inane grin but nothing else....... (NT) -- Cordivar the fully degreed up night attendant !! hee hee, 10:33:02 02/06/01 Tue
Hmmm munch munch yumm yumm reeeeaaaalll foooood !!!! -- Cordivar, 10:59:30 02/05/01 Mon [3] and it's real toads!!!!!!!! *winks!* (NT) -- stephthebird*has soo much hcoice now lol!!*, 15:40:39 02/05/01 Mon
You didnt croak after eating it then ? (NT) -- Cordivar, 18:00:47 02/05/01 Mon
What are Rizlas for anyway? -- cordivar, 15:32:02 02/04/01 Sun [3] your askin' me!!!!!!!! (NT) -- tina and steph *getting a bit chilly lol!*, 20:32:51 02/04/01 Sun
Was i ? what ? where , Rizlas ? who said that? , youre my best friend you are, what did u say your name was? you know something when i find my mum im gonna tell her how wonderful you are ,i am you know , i promise i will, when i find her, anyhow whos rolling ? (NT) -- cordivar, 11:05:13 02/05/01 Mon
Tonights paaaaaaaaaaaaarty...... -- *tina with lemsip*, 02:42:49 02/03/01 Sat [8] I just thought these lyrics was quite fitting for me and steph!!-GODBLESS TYLA!*I'm a devil in this world,I'll be an angel in the next,with the ballad of jack in my hand,what more could you expect*WOOHOO!! (NT) -- Tina*singing to wifey*, 04:13:27 02/03/01 Sat
TYLA is the maaaan!!!! sings *when i'm with you everythings allright , a bottle of you an' everythings just fine....* (NT) -- stephthebird*singing to hubby!*, 12:33:45 02/03/01 Sat
when you reach the top of the ladder,and the only way left is down,when you reach the end of the bottle,and another one pulls into town.....YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!! (NT) -- tina*singing loudly*, 12:53:44 02/03/01 Sat
Hmmmmmmm Yumm Yumm BOOOOOOOTS !!!!!! (NT) -- Cordivar, 15:11:46 02/04/01 Sun
Temperatures will definitely SOARRRRRRR !!!!!!! (NT) -- Cordivar, 15:25:46 02/04/01 Sun
YOU HAVE NO IDEA !!!!!!!!! -- Cordivar, 15:01:53 02/04/01 Sun [1] *hands steph a handful of sleeping pills*looks like this is the only way were gonna be able to aprty tomorrow night without any interruptions!just make sure you crush them well and stir his drink really well!then we can play music full blast without worrying-we'll take care of the 'neighbours'later!LOL! -- *tina stocking up for friday night*I said stockin up,not STOCKINGS UP!, 12:42:29 02/01/01 Thu [10] for thos who dont know our code words.APRTY is code for PAAAAAAARTY!!!!LOL! (NT) -- tina*did I fet outa that typo ok?*LOL!, 12:46:16 02/01/01 Thu
this has been an experiment in how to get out of *typo fuck up* lol lol!! Now for that paaaarty!!!!!!! *gets CDs all sorted and washes her beer soaked jimjams from the last party in readiness!* the *neigbours* won't know whats hit them! lol! (NT) -- stephthebird*going for a *walk* tommorrow!*, 15:26:43 02/01/01 Thu
Boots go with anything for a short space of time then anything goes !!!!!......... (NT) -- Cordivar, 19:09:53 02/01/01 Thu
OOER!!!so shall I wear them under my jim jams or tuck them in?LOL!!!I know that thought is so schexy!LOL!! (NT) -- tina*LOL!*, 02:21:25 02/02/01 Fri
OOPS!Thta was*OVER*my boots or tucked in!I have no idea what keeps distracting me on this board!LOL! (NT) -- tina*typo queen*, 02:25:10 02/02/01 Fri
*AHEM*todays competition is to count how many typos I've made in the last 24 hours on this board-the winner gets to....erm....share stephs bottle of booze!get counting!LOL!!(sorry steph but after so many typos I had to do something!!) (NT) -- tina*covering her typos again*, 05:26:04 02/02/01 Fri
YAY!fancy dress party!I'm nursie cos stephs ill,and stephs got her school uniform on cos she has a thing for teachers!ummmm steph HOW U DOIN??LOL!!! -- *tina hopin her boots dont clash*, 13:21:16 02/02/01 Fri [6] C'mon lets dance round our handbags!LOL!!!!! (NT) -- *tina the party animal grrrrrr*LOL!!, 13:25:32 02/02/01 Fri
LOL!!! *i'm doin' good!!!!* you think the pigtails work with the uniform? i also have an apple too!*G* specially for teach lol! (NT) -- stephthebird*all smiley with a drawn on 'tash and beardy thing lol!!*, 13:29:06 02/02/01 Fri
Independent Man..........Feel free to comment . -- Cordivar, 10:51:57 01/29/01 Mon [2] well personally I dont ask for directions cos*these boots were made for walking.and thats just what they'll do*hehe!!!! (NT) -- *tina in boots*, 14:31:03 01/30/01 Tue
It touched my lil heart!! -- tina*all watery eyed*, 07:22:27 01/28/01 Sun [3] whoooo hooooooo!! go tinas dad!!!!!! yaaaaay a man of taste i see! lol!! *sings bohemian rhapsody* (NT) -- stephthebird*rockin' with tinas dad!*, 14:20:09 01/28/01 Sun
ok its either the macarena or agadoo!LOL!!lets party!!!who knows all the moves?steph show us how to di it gal!! -- *tina learning*, 15:08:44 01/27/01 Sat [2] LOL LOL!!! has to be agadoo!! although the only pineapple i want to shake is the one in my malibu!! (NT) -- stephthebird*wearing pineapple on head*, 14:15:52 01/28/01 Sun
Heh heh heh -- Hoochapisseda, 15:20:09 01/26/01 Fri [20] I actually hide my shez in stephs butt!like her boots?clive made me make her wear them cos hes a kinky sod!u know its true clive!LOL!!!! (NT) -- tina*shocked*, 15:35:12 01/26/01 Fri
WHHPPSSSHHH!! Suits you sir! Would someone care to explain what the feck went on in this family?! lolol (NT) -- Hoochie, 15:40:50 01/26/01 Fri
*is gonna have her head down the toilet if she has any more top-up!!!* (NT) -- Hooch, 15:57:52 01/26/01 Fri
Badger wanders in..."There's something wrong with the world today but I don't know what it is....." Badger leaves to go chase piglets down the high street.... (NT) -- Scared Hooch, 16:02:12 01/26/01 Fri
*kicks badger in the groin*somethings wrong with your eyes were seeing things in a different way,and god knows it aint his* (NT) -- phalua!, 16:12:28 01/26/01 Fri
*it sure ain't no surprise........livin' on the edge...you can't stop yourself from fallin'.....* loverly snacky thing anyone? (NT) -- stephthebird*over the edge and hit the bottom!!!!*, 16:19:27 01/26/01 Fri
anyone seen my hubby?!!!!! *munches on snack* i'm sure she is in need of a refill! (NT) -- stephthebird*searching!*, 16:24:33 01/26/01 Fri
RFill me up hun!!!!go on put some bon jovi on!!lets rock till we drop!!!dont be shy fill my glass up!!!!lets grind hips and renew our vows and piss the neighbours off once again!!! (NT) -- *tina with empty glass*, 16:28:43 01/26/01 Fri
*sings to beer* If you were in these arms tonight....Oh, you are! *drinks* heh heh heh (NT) -- Hooch, 16:37:55 01/26/01 Fri
Re: Heh heh heh -- Cordivar, 10:30:28 01/27/01 Sat
Wifey get ur arse outa bed and get this room cleaned up!my god was it a party or a war?(same time tonight?lets do it again!WAHEY!!!)BTW we forgot to post out conga message on here!!!!so we'll have to do that again too!!YAY!!! -- Tina getting room ready for tonight, 03:40:43 01/27/01 Sat [5] Re: Wifey get ur arse outa bed and get this room cleaned up!my god was it a party or a war?(same time tonight?lets do it again!WAHEY!!!)BTW we forgot to post out conga message on here!!!!so we'll have to do that again too!!YAY!!! -- Cordivar, 10:25:58 01/27/01 Sat
hey!!!!! *offers cordivar a *full* cuppa! see! I do!! and I never even saw those boots! erm....they were like that when i found them, I was dead at the time!!! lol!! (NT) -- stephthebird*very tidily!*, 14:35:30 01/27/01 Sat
POURS ANOTHER SHOT!!!! -- stephthebird*in jimjams!*, 13:18:08 01/26/01 Fri [9] I'm doin good babe how YOU doin?Lets crank up the music get some dogs playin and boogie-well till we ache!LOL!!!I actually sound like tyla when pissed!fuck next door they shouldnt have come to the party if they didnt wanna play*tilts hat in joey style*wwwwwwwooooohhhhhoooooo!!!! (NT) -- *tina booging on down and annoying the neighbours*, 13:23:08 01/26/01 Fri
*runs to get dogs album and plays 'drunk like me' at full blast* here hubby!! you ready for another? *lifts shez bottle!* (NT) -- stephthebird*headbangin' and pourin'*, 13:36:18 01/26/01 Fri
LOL@stephs questy!course I'm ready!go for it!good choice of song!I'm so glad I picked a wifey who can keep me in the luxury I am used too!are those neighbours still moaning?they should renew theyre vows every week like we do!pile her with gin,till she has no idea who shes shagging!but HEY!whats new!!! (NT) -- *tina pouring scandal on the neighbours*, 13:42:05 01/26/01 Fri
*G* *pours!!!* *sings 'she was too young or maybe i was too drunk she got all the money yeah but i had all the fun!!!* have a loverly snacky thing hun! i laced one with gin and gave it to next door lol! (NT) -- stephthebird*doin good!*, 13:58:22 01/26/01 Fri
*impressed@stephs evil mind*just make sure you have a tape recording of her confessions!*g*we will bring her down so hard she will never complain again!BAAAAHAHAHA!now lets rock this joint!*puts on aerosmith*I got a rip in my pants,and a hole in my brand new shoes,I got margarita nose and a breath full of mad dog booze!!!* (NT) -- *tina in spandex*oooh cover ur eyes!LOL!!!!, 14:06:23 01/26/01 Fri
ohhhhh my hubbys got a *fever!* *sings 'we're all here cause we're not all there tonight!!!*' yaaaaay! plays *your the goddes from the gutter yeah...with an empty purse...the last time you paid for a drink yeah...was the first..... * (NT) -- stephthebird*rockin'*, 14:16:49 01/26/01 Fri
*sings*I used to love her but I had to kill her,I had to put her six feet under,and I still can hear her complain!!!oh gruesome lyrics!long live rock!*I hate myself for lovin u,cant break free from the things that u do,I wanna walk but I run back to u,yes I hate myself for lovin u aaaaaaaarghhhhh!lol!YAY!!!!* (NT) -- *tina headbanging insanely*, 14:23:04 01/26/01 Fri
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