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Date Posted: 18:40:36 01/20/03 Mon
Author: Valentine & Gibby
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Cat Commandments

Hi Everyone!

Thought you might enjoy these if you haven't seen them already!

Cat Commandments

Thou shall not pull the phone cord out of the back of
the modem.

Thou shall not jump onto the keyboard when thy human
is on the computer.

Thou shall not unroll all of the toilet paper off the roll.

Thou shall not sit in front of the television or monitor as
though thou are transparent.

Thou shall not reset thy human's alarm clock by walking
on it.

Thou shall not climb on the garbage can with the hinged
lid, as thee will fall in and trap thyself.

Thou shall not jump onto thy sleeping human's bladder
at 4a.m.

Thou shall not trip thy humans even if they are walking
too slow.

Thou shall not push open the bathroom door when there
are guests in thy house.

Fast as thou are, thou cannot run through closed doors.

(Excerpted from the Angel Animals Newsletter)

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