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Date Posted: 20:16:01 08/20/03 Wed
Seems it's hard for some to be as perfect as we are!
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1. I would not allow this employee to breed
2. This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more definitely a won't be
3. Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap
4. When she opens her mouth, it seems it is only to change which ever foot was previously there
5. He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle
6. This lady has delusions of adequacy
7. He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them
8. This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot
9. This employee should go far and the sooner he starts, the better
10. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer
11. Got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't watching
12. A room temperature IQ
13. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it together
14. A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary
ignoramus
15. A photographic memory but with the lens cap glued on
16. A prime candidate for natural deselection
17. Bright as Alaska in December
18. One-celled organisms outscore him in IQ tests
19. Donated his brain to science before he was done using it
20. Fell out of the family tree
21. Gates are down, lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming
22. Has two brains: one is lost; the other is out looking
for it
23. He's so dense, lights bend round him
24. If brains were taxed, she'd get a refund
25. If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered
twice a week
26. If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'll
get change
27. If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean
28. It's hard to believe he beat 1,000,000 other sperm to the egg
29. One neuron short of a synapse
30. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he only
gargled
31. Takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes
32. Wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead
33. Since my last report, this employee has reached
rock bottom and has started to dig
34. His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of
morbid curiosity
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