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Subject: Trick or Treat

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Kris

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Date Posted: 09:02:29 10/31/03 Fri

TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN HAVING SEX
10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9. Once you've done it, you don't have to wait an hour to do it again.

8. The uglier you look; the more likely you'll get some.

7. You don't have to make small talk with the person who gave you the candy.

6. The person giving it to you isn't fantasizing you're someone else.

5. If you get a stomachache, it won't last 9 months.

4. If you wear a mask, no one thinks you're kinky.

3. Doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. You don't have to call the person that gave it to you next week.

The #1 reason trick-or-treating is better than having sex...

1. IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR!!!

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[> Subject: That's terrible - thank you so much. I forwarded it to Karen, which in retrospect may not have been a good idea. Hrrmmm.
Author: Trevor/TJ [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 18:12:55 11/02/03 Sun Besides, the guy next door is a skinny balding guy who's "too" catholic yet a bit of a letch. As much as I hate to admit it, I'd rather have his wife, well maybe not - one of his daughters' boyfriends might do, though she has lousy taste . . . I think I'm taking this too seriously. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> [> Subject: I think you need to stop thinking..... : D
Author: Kris [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 19:48:22 11/02/03 Sun [ Post a Reply to This Message ]